Instant Turn Offs?

**TheGreatSatan** · 09-15-2010, 07:59 AM

What things about a woman, who no matter how hot she is, will instantly turn you off?

For me, I hate chicks that smoke. I think the act is disgusting. Another one a bit more weird are her feet. I cannot stand when her second toe is just as long or longer than her big toe. It's called a big toe for a reason, it's the biggest. Occasionally, I'll see some who's third toe is longer too and that is sooo nasty.

For instance, Jennifer Love Hewitt. All but her pinky toe are as long as her Big toe. Yuck, I would never hit that.

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**HialeahChico305** · 09-15-2010, 08:42 AM

The question is can you afford been this picky?

**2tomlinson** · 09-15-2010, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by HialeahChico305

The question is can you afford been this picky?

We can't afford NOT to be picky. The cigarette thing, hate it. When i was dating a lot, couldn't believe how many women said they didn't smoke, but had that deep-lung ashtray breath when I kissed them. Also can't stand the ultra feminine nick-nack lovers, or the artsy types who claimed they love nature but are scared shitless of a lizard or snake, or ocean swimming. My faves are usually lipstick bis -- sexy, fun as hell and they tell great stories.

**blazeftp** · 09-15-2010, 10:42 AM

1. Smoking
2. Excessive nagging.
3. Control freak
4.If you have a Wife or Gf Withholding sex out of anger or spite really pisses me off big time !
5.Thick layers mackup

**2tomlinson** · 09-15-2010, 11:02 AM

4.If you have a Wife or Gf Withholding sex out of anger or spite really pisses me off big time !

Key point; one of the most vicious weapons used by a certain type of female, much to be avoided.

**2tomlinson** · 09-15-2010, 11:28 AM

RG, another good one, loud women drive me nuts. The non-stop talkers, too; a relentless energy drain. Same with guys, but I don't boink guys.

**TheGreatSatan** · 09-15-2010, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by Richard Gears

hairy snatches

Yuck!

Originally Posted by Richard Gears

tans (not fucking sunburned red)

Or fake bake Orange

**ALBOB** · 09-15-2010, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

What things about a woman, who no matter how hot she is, will instantly turn you off?

Odd that none of you has mentioned her having a penis.

**KelJu** · 09-15-2010, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by Richard Gears

1) Big arms. Thats a deal breaker for me loving her.
2) Stomach rolls. A belly is ok. But not a pot belly and def not rolls.
3) Flass asses. Flat and fat are the worst.
4) being loud

Turns ons

Meek, high pitched voices
Longish sideburns, especially on a latina or dark italian type.
dark eyes
shy/quiet
hairy snatches
large hips and ass with tapered waist
thick legs
cinnamon breath
tans (not fucking sunburned red)
smart, but not too smart. she cant be smarter than me.

ill add more as i can think of it. But those are big ones ^

That is a most excellent list, both for turn ons and turn offs..

**HialeahChico305** · 09-15-2010, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by ALBOB

Odd that none of you has mentioned her having a penis.

the Min0 lee deception

**LAM** · 09-15-2010, 06:05 PM

My top 2 are:

Stupidity...I have no use for a stupid person
smokers....generally are not physically fit, active in general or athletic..once again I have no use for you

**vortrit** · 09-15-2010, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by ALBOB

Odd that none of you has mentioned her having a penis.

That's the main one for me. No penises!

**Nightowl** · 09-15-2010, 10:24 PM

Look, could we be as bold and suggest for us gals who use the forum, to be able to suggest or tell our feelings, as well?

If yes, then let us know...other wise

**AKIRA** · 09-16-2010, 06:12 AM

Cigarette smokers
Weed smokers
Short Hair
Tattoos
Reversed Hour Glass
Curvy body missing tits
Skinny body missing tits
No tits
Fishy odor
Fucked teeth
Women who dated blacks
Women who dated offended by farts
Women who like Friends
Women who have kids
Acne
Muffin tops
Big hips, no ass

**SYN** · 09-16-2010, 08:00 AM

Cat killers are a pretty big turn off.

**ALBOB** · 09-16-2010, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by Nightowl

Look, could we be as bold and suggest for us gals who use the forum, to be able to suggest or tell our feelings, as well?

If yes, then let us know...other wise

Why do you even need to ask this? If you're shy, this is the WRONG forum for you.

**MDR** · 09-16-2010, 09:52 AM

Too much face paint
Stupidity

**HialeahChico305** · 09-16-2010, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by SYN

Cat killers are a pretty big turn off.

yes, especially cat killers with high standards.

**HialeahChico305** · 09-16-2010, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Richard Gears

2 headed monstrosities
Old women
Women who leave shit on my penis after i pull my knob from their ass
Women who wont swallow
Nipples that point down towards the ground
Lines on the back of the neck or throat
Rolls on back of neck
Skid marked panties
Women with scoliosis
Women who cant forgive me after i assault them
Man hands
Man chins
Greasy bangs with temple zits
Nose hair

You no likey double head?

**Flathead** · 09-16-2010, 11:33 AM

wolf puss
chubby arms
chews tobacco
too many freckles
tore back teeth
stinks

**sprayherup** · 09-16-2010, 01:42 PM

Chicks that don't give BJ's or put out on the first date turn me off. Deal breaker right there.

**ALBOB** · 09-16-2010, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by Richard Gears

Women who leave shit on my penis after i pull my knob from their ass

I agree, that's just RUDE. Afterall, she's the one who put it there. The least she could do would be to suck it off.

**maniclion** · 09-16-2010, 02:51 PM

White blond bimbo's, they just don't do it for me....I love cute little brunettes, Latinas, cute black chicks and especially Asian women....

I don't like any hint of facial hair, no peach fuzz mustaches or side burns or bushy eyebrows....I once ditched a girl on a date when she turned her head in the light and I saw hairs on her ears...looked like she was wearing caterpillar ear muffs....

An example would be in the movie Jennifers Body, I watched it the other night with my girlfriend and there's a part where she swims in the lake then comes out and it shows her in the moonlight and you see all this long light body hair, the rest of the movie I just kept finding more things on her that made her a little less appealing, like her man calfs and cellulite pocked thighs, plus her neck is ugly....

**maniclion** · 09-16-2010, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by ALBOB

Odd that none of you has mentioned her having a penis.

Unlike you we are not confused about the definition of "woman"

**bigss75** · 09-16-2010, 03:26 PM

First is women with bad teeth
Chicks who drive pt cruisers
Giant flintstone feet
Big arms
Smoking
Poor conversationalists
Texting constantly

**TheGreatSatan** · 09-16-2010, 04:19 PM

^YES!

Snaggle teeth are horrible

**vortrit** · 09-16-2010, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Cigarette smokers
Weed smokers
Short Hair
Tattoos
Reversed Hour Glass
Curvy body missing tits
Skinny body missing tits
No tits
Fishy odor
Fucked teeth
Women who dated blacks
Women who dated offended by farts
Women who like Friends
Women who have kids
Acne
Muffin tops
Big hips, no ass

You've just eliminated every woman in the state of Missouri, Arkansas, Kansas, Kentucky, and most likely Oklahoma.

**vortrit** · 09-16-2010, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by Richard Gears

Chicks who can bench more than me
Redheaded, hat wearing weirdos from Maine w/Nympho moms
More tats than me
Large feet with elongated second toe
hairy toe knuckles
hairy knuckles in general
Stained clothing, especially shirts
Mr. T starter kits (Lots of jewelry for those not in the know)
Bad vocabs
Women who dont condone cat killers
women who dont condone goldfish murders
women who dont condone killing, in general
Women who correct me in public
women who cant take a good slap in the mouth now and then

You're also are eliminated from the states I mentioned, but might want to add Maine.

**vortrit** · 09-16-2010, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by Richard Gears

My goal is to eliminate all 50, at which point i will be forced to leave this country and move to the Antartic in search of a sexy piece of Penguin ass.

Penguins are sexy.

**ALBOB** · 09-16-2010, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by Richard Gears

women who cant take a good slap in the mouth now and then

Open handed or closed fist? It's an important distinction.

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