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    Why do criminals wear a Yankee hat?

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    I'm going with the market share theory...a whole lot of people buy Yankee's caps...
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    Because they are in New York, and like the Yankees because they do not know any better.
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    Because criminals are gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    I'm going with the market share theory...a whole lot of people buy Yankee's caps...
    Exactly. Looking for a Yankees hat is like looking for a leather jacket at a heavy metal concert. Now if he was wearing a Cleveland Indians cap.....

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    Even criminals don't want to look like losers. You know, like if they wear a Red Sox hat...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mdr View Post
    even criminals don't want to look like losers. You know, like if they wear a red sox hat...
    Ouch

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    Why do so called "patriots fans" always wear red sox caps?
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    did you ever see a nice patriots hat, me either

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    Because wannabe hard ghetto thugs are the trendiest faggots on the planet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doublebase View Post
    Why do so called "patriots fans" always wear red sox caps?
    It's just a shot in the dark, but maybe it's because the Patriots are in Boston, and the Red Sox... ALSO IN BOSTON!

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    I'm going with the market share theory...a whole lot of people buy Yankee's caps...
    I think Maniclion got it right, actually. Most successful, most recognized and most popular sports franchise on the planet. Yankee brand is the biggest in all of sports.

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    The better question is why do repeat criminals always have lots of jesus and mary tattoos?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan View Post
    The better question is why do repeat criminals always have lots of jesus and mary tattoos?
    Because people always get really religious in jail - it's called jailhouse religion, which consist of getting super religious while in jail/prison and then dropping it as soon as you get out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Because wannabe hard ghetto thugs are the trendiest faggots on the planet.
    you couldn't have said it better!!!

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    Is this this years Yankee team?
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