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09-27-2010, 09:32 PM #1Follow @TheUnzippedFly
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Segway owner drives Segway off of cliff
Segway owner Jimi Heselden dies after riding one of his machines off cliff | Mail Online
Oh, the irony...
And yes, if I die by getting hit in the head with a baseball, I give all of you permission to laugh profusely at my demise.
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09-27-2010, 09:39 PM #2the unbanned
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The owner of the Segway company died from driving a Segway, a product his company produces, off of a cliff.
It's an ironic way to go.
Perhaps my example was shit. If Hugh Heffner has a heart attack during sex, you're free to laugh. If Hulk Hogan dies screaming out "brother!", you're free to laugh. If Michael Vick gets eaten by a dog, you're free to laugh. If Min0 Lee gets raped by a tranny and dies, you're free to laugh. And so on...
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If SoxMuscle dies while drooling of a naked picture of Arnold...
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I seen the news clip this morning, thought whatever...
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I know that. Maybe he did it on purpose. Originally Posted by soxmuscle
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I would love to own a Segway, those things rip ass.
Maybe the guy was trying to jump the thing over a gorge and failed.
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Fuck the segway, its just one more way for lazy people to not get even the slightest form of exercice by walking. being fat in america gets you a handicap licence plate and a parking spot right by the door.
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09-28-2010, 07:11 AM #15Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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Actually I think there is a 225 lbs. weight limit. Originally Posted by REDDOG309
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I don't know, i think the security guard at my mall is wieghing in a little more than 225lbs
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Well that may be the original models. The newer ones probably are capable of a lot more. Originally Posted by REDDOG309
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^^^i see what your saying but do you see what i'm saying?
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Yeah, I definitely see what you are saying. I'd never own a Segway. I've got these really cool things called feet and something even cooler called a mountain bike. When I was in Texas I seen lazy fucks use them to go up and down the boardwalk on the beach. Originally Posted by REDDOG309
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The first time i mountain biked i thought i was going to die. it seemed like the whole ride was uphill, but what a great way to spend a sunday morning in the fall. awesome.
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Yeah, it's a great workout. I love going downhills though. Much better than a Segway, I'm sure. Originally Posted by REDDOG309
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Yeah but you still have to watch them 30ft drops or you have the same fate as the segway owner.
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I usually know where I am going or go on trails. Not to many 30 ft drops. Originally Posted by REDDOG309
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09-28-2010, 09:55 AM #24the unbanned
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Originally Posted by soxmuscle
maybe if he invented the segway, and then was run over by one and killed. that would be ironic. riding one off of a cliff is just unfortunate IMO.
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I think the word you're looking for is tragic.....and in my opinion Segway's are better than a sit down scooter a fat ass at least has to stand up and burn some blubber... If I were a security guard I would want a segway rather than walk around all day making my feet too tired to go home and jog....I never see fat people on segways usually it's some scrawny hipster or geek....
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^^^point taken, other than the semi large mall rent a cop, most of the people i see on segways are scrawney geeks with rental helmets on. in philly they rent them out for city tours. got a little convoy going on.
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Is she perverted like me? Will she go down on you... oh wait, I shouldn't be singing this song.
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This is a long way from a poor rich bastard dying on his segway
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