4 simple rules for happiness!

irontime · 09-25-2002, 01:07 PM

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex

4. It is important that these three women never meet.

**Robert D.** · 09-25-2002, 01:16 PM

Pitboss · 09-25-2002, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by irontime
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex

4. It is important that these three women never meet.

Now I have found the meaning of life... just need to find these three women!!!!

Rob_NC · 09-25-2002, 01:25 PM

#5 ( and most important) Don't marry any of them.

**Mudge** · 09-25-2002, 02:39 PM

LoL...

Badger · 09-25-2002, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by Rob_NC
#5 ( and most important) Don't marry any of them.

Great advice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rob_NC · 09-25-2002, 02:52 PM

I just wish I had seen this list 7 years ago.

CRASHMAN · 09-25-2002, 07:33 PM

bigss75 · 09-25-2002, 09:04 PM

kuso · 09-25-2002, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex

4. It is important that these three women never meet.

Trap-isaurus · 09-25-2002, 09:32 PM

LMAO

09-25-2002, 01:07 PM	#1
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09-25-2002, 01:25 PM	#4
Rob_NC Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,179	#5 ( and most important) Don't marry any of them. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

09-25-2002, 02:52 PM	#7
Rob_NC Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,179	I just wish I had seen this list 7 years ago. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

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09-25-2002, 09:32 PM	#11
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