colon cleanse

**MDR** · 10-20-2010, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by Brandibeth

No, the only one that Ive ever been pissed at was legend. That was I think the only time Id ever lose my cool. I like people who have their own opinions and voice them. If my advice is wrong, or there is a better/effective way to look at it, then BAM! Im smarter.
haha and yes I say BAM when I learn something. haha

I always say Shazam!, but I think it's just 'cause I read too much Captain Marvel as a kid. Man, what a geek. I really shouldn't admit these things in public...

**Dark Geared God** · 10-20-2010, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by MDR

I always say Shazam!, but I think it's just 'cause I read too much Captain Marvel as a kid. Man, what a geek. I really shouldn't admit these things in public...

funny i have the 1-3 of the comic

**Brandibeth** · 10-20-2010, 06:52 PM

Did u hear about the family that was getting their house foreclosed and then they find a freaking 1st issue superman comic!!!!!!! Assholes

**MDR** · 10-20-2010, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by Dark Geared God

funny i have the 1-3 of the comic

Always loved Captain Marvel. Not even sure why. Maybe the idea that you could say one word and become an adult with mega-powers involving super strength and intelligence. My dad had some old copies from back when he was popular. Way cooler than Superman.

**Dark Geared God** · 10-20-2010, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by Brandibeth

Did u hear about the family that was getting their house foreclosed and then they find a freaking 1st issue superman comic!!!!!!! Assholes

that $$$$
in the millions i think

**MDR** · 10-20-2010, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by Dark Geared God

that $$$$
in the millions i think

I would think so. They should screw the bank and walk away from their house and buy a better one.

**Brandibeth** · 10-20-2010, 07:17 PM

Hmmm try 100,000,000. That's what the reporter said it could hit.

**ALBOB** · 10-20-2010, 07:26 PM

From cleansing your colon to this? I've seen some threads go sideways before but DAMN.

Or should I say SHAZAMMMMM?

**Dark Geared God** · 10-20-2010, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by MDR

I would think so. They should screw the bank and walk away from their house and buy a better one.

yea the number 1 in one of the rarest ..a collector will pay out the ass for a fine print of that...

man lucky mofo

**MDR** · 10-20-2010, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by ALBOB

From cleansing your colon to this? I've seen some threads go sideways before but DAMN.

Or should I say SHAZAMMMMM?

Thread goes where it goes, right. I admit I'll go a bit off track at times. But man, it was REALLY a great comic book! Shazam! 43 years old and still talking about comic books...

**MDR** · 10-20-2010, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Dark Geared God

yea the number 1 in one of the rarest ..a collector will pay out the ass for a fine print of that...

man lucky mofo

I was looking through my old baseball cards last time I went home. Alas, no Mickey Mantle rookie cards. I bet if it's in good shape those folks make a fortune.

**QuestionGuy** · 10-20-2010, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

Back in 2000 I used Roex and within 15 minutes of taking two pills I took the biggest crap of my life. Ten years later and I still remember doing it. It was an hour long, burning acid out of my butt ordeal that will be with me forever!

I LOL'ED SOOOOO FUCKIN LOUD that my dogs started barking

**The Monkey Man** · 10-20-2010, 11:28 PM

Anyone seen the Montel Williams infomercial for his blender deal?

Well I have a kick-ass juice machine, that I bought about four years ago..
I dont use it any more...

I have a blender (cuisinart BFP703)
Which at the time was for margarita's.

Now - days I use it it test my GF's.. I retired the Juicer.

EVERY DAY, I get up and MAKE A SHAKE in my blender.
Ingrediants:

Handful Parsley
Handful Carrot
One Large Red Apple
One scoop Blended Protein
Two Heaping Tablespoons Psyllium Husk

Current Fiber product Ive fallen in love with last year is produced by "Hi-Health"

Ultra Plan® Balanced Fiber Concentrate (16 oz)
--------------------------

Supplement Facts
Serving Size: 2 Tbsp. (13.3g)
Amount Per Serving %DV
Calories 30
Total Carbohydrate 10 g 3%*
Sugars 1.5 g **
Dietary Fiber 3.0 g 12%*
Vitamin A (as vitamin A palmitate) 1000 IU 20%
Vitamin C 12 mg 20%
Vitamin D 80 IU 20%
Thiamin (as thiamin HCl) 0.3 mg 20%
Riboflavin 0.34 mg 20%
Niacin (as niacinamide) 4 mg 20%
Vitamin B6 (as pyridoxine HCl) 0.4 mg 20%
Vitamin B12 1.2 mcg 20%
Zinc (as zinc gluconate) 3 mg 20%
Copper (as copper gluconate) 400 mcg 20%
Potassium (as potassium chloride) 500 mcg <1%
Fiber and herb blend
Psyllium husk, wheat bran, cellulose, apple powder, citrus pectin cellulose complex, soy protein, carrot root powder, oat bran, goldenseal root, parsley leaf, chamomile flower, alfalfa leaf, aloe vera gel 6.81 g **
Lactobacillus acidophilus 100 mg **
Jerusalem artichoke powder 100 mg **
*Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
**Daily Value not established.

**The Monkey Man** · 10-20-2010, 11:32 PM

With this I can almost time to the minute, what goes in and what comes out...

If I have a LAX period where i dont have my shake in the AM upon waking,
Things get heavy, build up, then, explode the day the shake is resumed.

Of course, I'm not young anymore.

Good habit, good product,
I'm old, but watch it more now

(Not as old as ALBOB)

**ALBOB** · 10-21-2010, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

(Not as old as ALBOB)

You'll be lucky to ever make it to my age.

Speaking of my age, it fits in very nicely with this subject.

Every single morning I take a huge piss promptly at 4:30 AM
Every single morning I then take a nice health shit promptly at 5:00 AM

Unfortunately I don't wake up till around 6:00 AM

Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

**Brandibeth** · 10-21-2010, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by MrRockstar

I've heard the amount of trash built up in your digestive track is sick. I'm thinking about doing a colon cleanse. Anyone ever do one a these things? One guy at work said it was ridiculous how much junk he had in him, and another guy said he literally shit out worms.

Sorry, I think I was somewhat responsible for hijacking your thread. lol

**KelJu** · 10-21-2010, 01:02 PM

Eat lots of veggies everyday. It works just as good.

**Brandibeth** · 10-21-2010, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by ALBOB

You'll be lucky to ever make it to my age.

Speaking of my age, it fits in very nicely with this subject.

Every single morning I take a huge piss promptly at 4:30 AM
Every single morning I then take a nice health shit promptly at 5:00 AM

Unfortunately I don't wake up till around 6:00 AM

Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

^^^^shiteaters.com

**ALBOB** · 10-21-2010, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by Brandibeth

^^^^shiteaters.com

Nope, never been to that site.

Heard that joke before there was in internet...Hell, heard it before there were computers.

**maniclion** · 10-21-2010, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by Richard Gears

I cleanse my GF's colon with globs of HCG induced semen.

hcg = Homo cock gobbling?

**sara** · 10-27-2010, 06:33 PM

I would give it a try.. Colon Hydrotherpy works really well.. you would need more than one just session. at least 3 and you would see the diffrence

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