Reply With QuoteDamn, I guess I'm a lesbo! Or, maybe I just need a new pimp!Originally Posted by Brandibeth
1. It cant be women only, because you will be the girl
2..... only if you do the helicopter for me.
I will do the helicopter, along with all sorts of puppetry of the penis.
Dude knows how to handle his woman!
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10-20-2010, 01:15 PM #31Registered User
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1. It cant be women only, because you will be the girl Originally Posted by IronAddict
Naw, I wouldn't complain at all.
I just have 2 demands.
1. Women only
2. I get to wear that hat
2..... only if you do the helicopter for me.
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10-20-2010, 01:26 PM #32YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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You cant get a new pimp, Ill beat your ass.
Actually, Ill show you my pimp hand.
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Originally Posted by Brandibeth
your too much, girl
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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how you going to do the helicopter with that shriveled limp dick of yours that albob keeps complaining about?
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
I think you've got me confused with that other dude, Wesley!
Why, I can even do the Eiffel tower and the leaning tower of Pisa. That's not really a trick though, cause I always lean to the right!The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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willis what you talkin' bout'
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10-20-2010, 04:11 PM #38YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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why puppetry of the penis, Arnold!
Ya little short mutha phua!The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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When I was in Thailand I went to a club and started dancing with a couple girls and next thing I know I'm walking around asking several more girls to get up from their tables and dance with me completely ignoring the guys sitting with them, I'm just in a wine and opium induced haze and I wanted to have fun. But after a while the guys started getting raw and from what my friends tell me they had to drag me out and throw me in the cab as it was moving because I almost started a riot.....not the first time I'd done such a thing..... Originally Posted by Richard Gears
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Fuckin' Vampires! Originally Posted by Brandibeth
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^^^^^^^^^^ You're thinking of sucking, not I, Im thinking scraping of the teeth on the head. lol Or close to it at least.
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Some men would just get a hickory and beat their women with it
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I hear racist talking here. Originally Posted by maniclion
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bitch slap
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