Nine Months Later:

butterfly · 09-27-2002, 10:33 AM

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After
driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked
the attractive lady who answered the door if they could
spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have
this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently
widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in
the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at
first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to
the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning,
the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter
from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure
it out, but he finally determined that it was from the
attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He
dropped in on his friend Bob and asked,

"Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the
farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night,
go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.
"I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling
her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry,
buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)

Trap-isaurus · 09-27-2002, 01:55 PM

hahahahaha LMAO!!!

Scotty the Body · 09-27-2002, 02:01 PM

Hahahahaha, I've heard that one but it's still funny.

naturaltan · 09-27-2002, 02:06 PM

good one!!

Craft · 09-27-2002, 03:05 PM

hahaha

CRASHMAN · 09-28-2002, 03:38 AM

LMAO!

kuso · 09-28-2002, 08:10 AM

Thats GREAT

Badger · 09-28-2002, 11:02 AM

Good one.

david · 10-02-2002, 11:26 PM

09-27-2002, 10:33 AM	#1
butterfly Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 11,526 Photos: 11	Nine Months Later: Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?" "Yes, I do." "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?" "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did." "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?" "She just died and left me everything." (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)
	~Ann We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. -Harry Edwards

09-27-2002, 01:55 PM	#2
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	hahahahaha LMAO!!!
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09-27-2002, 02:01 PM	#3
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970	Hahahahaha, I've heard that one but it's still funny.
	Cool

09-27-2002, 02:06 PM	#4
naturaltan Going nowhere fast! Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 9,927 Photos: 7	good one!!
	just kick'in it in the ole Charger

09-27-2002, 03:05 PM	#5
Craft __________ Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Victoria - BC Posts: 691	hahaha
	*Walk it off...*

09-28-2002, 03:38 AM	#6
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 2	LMAO!
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09-28-2002, 08:10 AM	#7
kuso Um......get rooted! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aka ( o Y o ) Posts: 15,033 Photos: 15	Thats GREAT

09-28-2002, 11:02 AM	#8
Badger What tan line? Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Down south Posts: 1,115	Good one.

10-02-2002, 11:26 PM	#9
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