IT the Hunter...

butterfly · 09-30-2002, 09:57 PM

IronTime the Hunter...

IT was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting.

He spotted a small brown bear and shot it.

There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to
see a big black bear.

The black bear said, "That was my cousin, and you have got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."

After considering briefly IT decided to accede to the latter alternative.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, IT soon recovered and
vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip where he found the black
bear and shot it.

There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly
bear stood right next to him.

The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, IT. That was my
cousin and you have got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Again, IT thought it was better to cooperate.

Although he survived it would take several months before IT finally recovered.

Outraged he headed back to the woods and he managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder.

He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear said, "Admit it IT, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

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Thanks FG!

Dero · 09-30-2002, 10:15 PM

IT is funny!!!!

Fade · 09-30-2002, 11:03 PM

IronTime got it in the ass huh?

butterfly · 09-30-2002, 11:28 PM

irontime · 10-01-2002, 10:38 AM

..........DIE......

Trap-isaurus · 10-01-2002, 08:30 PM

come'on IT, now that was a good joke

irontime · 10-01-2002, 08:58 PM

Never said it wasn't.

Just ran short of comebacks, but I'll get her.......eventually

Trap-isaurus · 10-02-2002, 07:59 PM

wow man, You seem to be catching it all lately eh, You can take that shirt off with the bullseye on it now!! (

)

david · 10-02-2002, 10:44 PM

09-30-2002, 09:57 PM	#1
butterfly Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 11,526 Photos: 11	IronTime the Hunter... IronTime the Hunter... IT was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was my cousin, and you have got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly IT decided to accede to the latter alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, IT soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, IT. That was my cousin and you have got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, IT thought it was better to cooperate. Although he survived it would take several months before IT finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods and he managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear said, "Admit it IT, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?" -------------------------- Thanks FG! Last edited by butterfly : 09-30-2002 at 10:49 PM.
	~Ann We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. -Harry Edwards

09-30-2002, 10:15 PM	#2
Dero Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,779 Photos: 6	IT is funny!!!!
	Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

09-30-2002, 11:28 PM	#4
butterfly Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 11,526 Photos: 11
	~Ann We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. -Harry Edwards

10-01-2002, 10:38 AM	#5
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	..........DIE......
	If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

10-01-2002, 08:30 PM	#6
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	come'on IT, now that was a good joke
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

09-30-2002, 11:03 PM	#3
Fade I'm the daddy Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, Tx Posts: 3,007 Photos: 5	IronTime got it in the ass huh?

10-01-2002, 08:58 PM	#7
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	Never said it wasn't. Just ran short of comebacks, but I'll get her.......eventually
	If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

10-02-2002, 07:59 PM	#8
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	wow man, You seem to be catching it all lately eh, You can take that shirt off with the bullseye on it now!! ()
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

10-02-2002, 10:44 PM	#9
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2

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