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12-01-2010, 10:58 PM #1Elite Matador member
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The owner of the sun
(NEWSER) – A Spanish woman has filed a claim with her local notary public establishing her as owner of ... the sun. "I did it, but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first," says Angeles Duran. She notes that an international agreement states no country can lay claim to stars and planets, but there's nothing about individuals. "I am not stupid," she says. "I know the law."
Her notarized document declares her to be the "owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometers," reports the Daily Mail. And yes, she's working on some kind of tax for the rest of us. See the Frisky for more.
Meet the Sun's New Owner - Direct all future weather complaints to a woman in Galicia, Spain
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12-01-2010, 11:00 PM #2Elite Matador member
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Originally Posted by KelJu
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12-01-2010, 11:44 PM #3YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Well shit, I'll lay claims on mars. Or atleast uranus!
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12-02-2010, 12:17 AM #4Bioidentical Bodybuilder SUPER MODERATOR
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I will sue her for the skin cancer I've already had.
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12-02-2010, 01:30 AM #5BEEFCAKE SUPER MODERATOR
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That's funny - you can register people as 'owners' of stars... and the sun is a star. So you can send your complaints about bad radio reception and all other sorts of things resulting from solar flare activity.
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12-02-2010, 12:02 PM #6Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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There are prominent individuals who own real estate on the Moon, Clint Eastwood I think is one of them.....
Facts about the Moon.
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-03-2010, 01:09 AM #7Team RamRod ELITE MEMBER
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LunarLandOwner.com facts:
• BEWARE of other 'Lunar' companies selling Moon property. They might seem legitimate but the Lunar Embassy is THE ONLY COMPANY in the world to possess a legal basis and copyright for the sale of Lunar and other extraterrestrial property within the confines of our solar system since the year 1980. You could be purchasing a worthless piece of paper if you are not purchasing Lunar land from an authorized Lunar Embassy agent.
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• Over 2,000,000+ people from 176 countries around the world own extraterrestrial property.
• To date, more than 300 million acres of land on the Moon have been issued to individuals and corporations.I love getting high, I hate getting low, and I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road.
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12-04-2010, 01:26 PM #8Registered User
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Its funny people wanna waste there time and money going and registering to be the so called owner of a planet but they wont get there asses out there and help there neighbors or people around them for free it don't cost money to lend a hand that's why our country is so jacked up hell our planet for that matter
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