Reply With Quotethose are some very nice sheets. I see why your so mad.
My surprise when I got home.
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12-10-2010, 12:34 AM #1Team RamRod ELITE MEMBER
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My surprise when I got home.
So the cat in my house decides to not only piss and shit all over my bed and toothbrush, it pukes on the side too. I now wish for all cats to die slow painful deaths, preferably in their own shit, piss, and puke.
I love getting high, I hate getting low, and I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road.
I'm a great believer in luck and I find that the harder I work, the more I have of it.
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12-10-2010, 01:20 AM #2the unbanned
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12-10-2010, 02:29 PM #3HI-Tech Redneck
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that comforter would make me puke too.
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Do you brush your teeth in bed? Thats kinky.
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12-10-2010, 03:16 PM #6YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Your pussy must've been holding that for a couple of days, cause, that's a lot of shit!
Guess, that's just pussys vengeance!The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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12-10-2010, 03:23 PM #7pedal pedal pedal MODERATOR
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Why the hell do you leave your toothbrush just lying in the middle of the bed? If I was your cat, I'd shit, piss and puke in your bed too.
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Maybe he has a Bengal Tiger
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12-10-2010, 03:32 PM #9HI-Tech Redneck
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all kidding aside, the cat is probably sick. that's just not normal behavior for a cat.
ok, back to kidding now, are you sure you didn't get REALLY fucked-up last night and do all that yourself?
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12-10-2010, 04:03 PM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Sure you didn't do that in your sleep?
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-10-2010, 04:22 PM #11Team RamRod ELITE MEMBER
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I like to try some kinky stuff out every now and than.
Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
It's 14 years old at least. The damned thing probably has alzheimers and thinks my bed is its shit box. It's a persian and kind of looks like a lion. Originally Posted by klc9100
I love getting high, I hate getting low, and I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road.
I'm a great believer in luck and I find that the harder I work, the more I have of it.
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12-10-2010, 04:30 PM #12Glad I could help!
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That's awesome!!!
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12-10-2010, 04:31 PM #13the unbanned
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12-10-2010, 04:44 PM #14.45 ACP rules!
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That's getting up there in cat years. Not ancient, but definitely old. Probably too lazy and incontinent to go to the litter box. Originally Posted by OfficerFarva
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Originally Posted by klc9100
I have to agree with them. Originally Posted by maniclion
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12-10-2010, 06:52 PM #16Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Dudes got one strong looking leg, it doesn't even match the rest of his body, he must shoot gear between his toes and his leg gets a wicking effect.... Originally Posted by MyK 3.0
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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HAHAHHAHAH awesome suprise
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12-10-2010, 07:29 PM #18Elite Member SUPER MODERATOR
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To the OP:
It's a message from your cat. It says...
CLEAN MY LITTER BOX OR THIS WILL HAPPEN EVERY MORNING!
I'll bet that shin has a monster steel plate in it. Originally Posted by maniclion
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12-10-2010, 09:35 PM #19Team RamRod ELITE MEMBER
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I'm definitely going to hell, I had a good laugh when I seen this. Originally Posted by MyK 3.0
I love getting high, I hate getting low, and I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road.
I'm a great believer in luck and I find that the harder I work, the more I have of it.
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Did you keep the comfortor?
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12-11-2010, 08:07 PM #21Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by klc9100
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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12-11-2010, 08:12 PM #22Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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I'm really lucky. My cats have never pissed or shit anywhere but the litter box. However, Kila has barfed an entire stomach full of purina cat chow all over my rug twice. Usually when a cat that is good about using the litter box suddenly shits in an unusual place, their litter box needs cleaning or they are sick.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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12-11-2010, 08:27 PM #23Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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Oh my... How many cats would that be Granma!? Originally Posted by KelJu
DRSE Reconnaissance
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12-11-2010, 08:42 PM #24Registered User
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That pic, and all the comments, funny shit!!
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12-11-2010, 08:46 PM #25Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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I have two cats, and I love them very much. If I had a house with a yard and fence i would have some dogs, too. I'm thinking of getting a ferret. Originally Posted by vortrit
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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12-11-2010, 09:09 PM #26Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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Yeah once I get settled in I would like some pets too. My tease was in good fun. Originally Posted by KelJu
I lived in the country for a long time and all my dogs kept getting run over. Obviously as a pet owner you know this hurts. So I've kind of strayed away from the pets for awhile. I do love animals though.DRSE Reconnaissance
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12-11-2010, 09:30 PM #27the unbanned
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12-11-2010, 11:59 PM #28I am The Mad Hatter ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by KelJu
Ferrets poop A LOT. More than cats and dogs combined. They're like...little mini poop machines.
little.girl.little.girl.you.should.close.your.eyes .that.view.is.gettin'.me.high
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Why I don't own cats, reason #237
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When you bleach your sheets and wash the rest of the stuff, you'll need to consider something like oxydol. That'll get rid of the stains as well any such trapped smells.
Sorry, hope you'll be able to forgive your pussy cat.
You also might want to make a bed on the floor, for comfort and warmth, being the age issue as it may be having some difficulty with jumping down to the cat box.
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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