Reply With QuoteBy this logic I'm gunna go get fucked up on Xmas and go drive. Since only 23% of accidents are alcohol related. Hells yeah!
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12-18-2010, 09:24 PM #1I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.
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Originally Posted by Prince
Friendly Holiday Advice
Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.
you just ruined my driving around time picking up high school girls
If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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Dark Geared most be an insanely crazy driver then....
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12-19-2010, 01:50 PM #5RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
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Its a skill you learn driving a hummer while drinking Originally Posted by DarkHorse
Dark Geared most be an insanely crazy driver then......but i don't talk on the phone while driving that drives me crazy when i see that shit
If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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They also say that most accidents occur five minutes from home. This is why I park my car five minutes away from my house.
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12-19-2010, 08:59 PM #8Elite Matador member
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I heard you prefer driving around them middle schools also.... Originally Posted by Dark Geared God
you just ruined my driving around time picking up high school girls
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12-20-2010, 02:39 PM #9Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I just smoke a bowl and sit back, let the road steer me where it may.....stare up at the rain clouds through my sunroof, with some Beasties 'In Sounds From Way Out', especially 'Drinkin Wine'
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Don't worry about me.. i usually drink a bottle of jack D then take my quad out a spin naked with a santa hat on
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