Prison vs Work LOL

Leslie · 10-08-2002, 06:41 AM

Subject: Prison VS. Work

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This
should make things a bit
more clear . . .

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in
an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in
a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and
you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the
doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card
and open all the doors for
yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and
playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who
pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to
visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers
with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to
work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for
prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside
bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to
get out and go inside
bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Dr. Pain · 10-08-2002, 06:43 AM

Excellent Leslie

But were does the internet come in? "At work, you surf all day? "

DP

Craft · 10-08-2002, 09:47 AM

hilarious leslie!

buff_tat2d_chic · 10-08-2002, 10:12 AM

Isn't that the truth!

Why is it again that we work so hard???

**Jodi** · 10-08-2002, 10:17 AM

That was good!

Adidas · 10-08-2002, 10:40 AM

Leslie..thanks for the laugh

**I Are Baboon** · 10-08-2002, 12:22 PM

You forgot:

IN PRISON...you get butt pumped by Bubba and Jimbo
AT WORK...you do not.

PreMier · 03-10-2004, 10:13 PM

Yea, im bored and bumping old topics

irontime · 03-11-2004, 09:51 AM

whore

butterfly · 03-11-2004, 09:54 AM

No doubt huh IT??? Have you ever seen such a blazin attempt to rack up posts???

Vieope · 03-11-2004, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PreMier

Yea, im bored and bumping old topics

Are you trying to be an archaeologist ?

irontime · 03-11-2004, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by butterfly
No doubt huh IT??? Have you ever seen such a blazin attempt to rack up posts???

Maybe once or twice

PreMier · 03-11-2004, 04:37 PM

I figure at this rate, it will take me about 5 yrs to pass up David

derekisdman · 03-11-2004, 04:38 PM

HAHA greatness

10-08-2002, 06:41 AM	#1
Leslie DOWNSIZING Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jersey Girl Posts: 2,911 Photos: 11	Prison vs Work LOL BODYBUILDING SUPPLEMENTS High Quality Supplements For Bodybuilders and Athletes. www.ironmaglabs.com Subject: Prison VS. Work Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit more clear . . . IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...they are called managers.
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10-08-2002, 09:47 AM	#3
Craft __________ Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Victoria - BC Posts: 691	hilarious leslie!
	*Walk it off...*

10-08-2002, 10:12 AM	#4
buff_tat2d_chic Tat2d Freak Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Central Texas Posts: 2,176 Photos: 12	Isn't that the truth! Why is it again that we work so hard???
	~health and fitness are a lifestyle~

03-10-2004, 10:13 PM	#8
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,054 Photos: 2	Yea, im bored and bumping old topics
	P-side Inc. "the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

03-11-2004, 09:51 AM	#9
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	whore
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10-08-2002, 06:43 AM	#2
Dr. Pain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Get the Duct Tape...I'm Ripped Again! Posts: 11,239	Excellent Leslie But were does the internet come in? "At work, you surf all day? " DP

10-08-2002, 10:17 AM	#5
Jodi Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 22,226 Photos: 1	That was good!

10-08-2002, 10:40 AM	#6
Adidas Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta Posts: 515	Leslie..thanks for the laugh
	Adidas

10-08-2002, 12:22 PM	#7
I Are Baboon pedal pedal pedal Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Beerville Posts: 10,789 Photos: 10	You forgot: IN PRISON...you get butt pumped by Bubba and Jimbo AT WORK...you do not.

03-11-2004, 09:54 AM	#10
butterfly Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 11,526 Photos: 11	No doubt huh IT??? Have you ever seen such a blazin attempt to rack up posts???
	~Ann We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. -Harry Edwards

03-11-2004, 04:37 PM	#13
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,054 Photos: 2	I figure at this rate, it will take me about 5 yrs to pass up David
	P-side Inc. "the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

03-11-2004, 04:38 PM	#14
derekisdman RAWR! Elite Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,294	HAHA greatness
	Homer: Hey! I saved your life! That egg sandwich could have killed you by cholesterol. Lenny: Pfft, forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human blood stream.

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