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12-20-2010, 02:04 AM #1Follow @TheUnzippedFly
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12-20-2010, 07:56 AM #3Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Assuming that you're not joking...
It could be that you had a reaction to the coating or latex of the condom. If it's the later, that could be dangerous.So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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A visual.
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12-20-2010, 08:47 AM #5Follow @TheUnzippedFly
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12-20-2010, 08:49 AM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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You must move your hips in and out super fast, it's good to be young.
I once had a puppy who would hyper hump my leg to death.
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Hmmm.....so you move your hips in and out super fast huh? Won't that make the elmers glue come out?
Don't tread on me!!
Quit Bitching, Start a Revolution
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12-20-2010, 08:52 AM #8Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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12-20-2010, 09:42 AM #9Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Fix it? Naw, I just let the poor dog have his fun.
Originally Posted by IainDaniel
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12-20-2010, 09:55 AM #10Registered User
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Probably just grabbed the icy hot instead of the lube.
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12-20-2010, 11:07 AM #11I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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you need to get extra small condoms, it sounds like the one you were were using was a bit too big and the friction of it moving caused this burning....just kidding.
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12-20-2010, 01:36 PM #12Follow @TheUnzippedFly
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12-20-2010, 01:36 PM #13Follow @TheUnzippedFly
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12-20-2010, 01:42 PM #14Locked and Loaded
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…………or it could be gonorrhea. Nothing more enjoyable than a venereal disease.
Did you pay for the sex???
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12-20-2010, 02:02 PM #15Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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You didn't buy the condoms with the warm for him/cool for her stuff in it did you?
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-20-2010, 02:04 PM #16Registered User
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Agree 100% Originally Posted by soxmuscle
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12-20-2010, 02:09 PM #17Locked and Loaded
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Sex in the dark can actually be quite valuable.......... for instance, if you hook up with a chick that has a smokin' hot body but a face that's beat to fuck. Originally Posted by MDR
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12-20-2010, 02:11 PM #18Registered User
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She may have an STD or something. That can cause a burning sensation.
Obama/Ayers 2012!!!
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12-20-2010, 02:37 PM #19Registered User
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Originally Posted by DarkHorse
Then you just do ass up-face down. At least you still get the good visual of her smokin' hot body. Actually, I usually like to see my spouse because she is beautiful, but groping around in the dark can be fun on occasion, I admit.
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12-23-2010, 05:21 PM #20Peelosopher
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I don't get it either. Why exactly did you quit fucking her? Originally Posted by soxmuscle
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12-23-2010, 05:34 PM #21Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Holy shit look who finally shows back up....missed ya little buddy! Originally Posted by Crono1000
I don't get it either. Why exactly did you quit fucking her?Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-23-2010, 05:48 PM #22Peelosopher
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I was never far away. You losers just didn't have anything worth replying too
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12-23-2010, 05:53 PM #23RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
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your dick was to small for the rubber just a thought
If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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12-23-2010, 06:07 PM #24Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Trojan Fire & Ice.....I haven't used a condom in forever but these seem like fun.....I know I could never quit once penetration started
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-23-2010, 11:34 PM #25Peelosopher
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I've been around actually, just lurking. I stuck around today to reread the ol' The Wizard of IM: Final Chapter
Ah... good times
Also, the fire and ice suck. Aside from the fact that there's no space at the tip and are surprisingly small, both of which make them not do their job, the sensation doesn't really happen until you take it off and then it just burns.
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12-24-2010, 01:13 AM #26RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
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damn u been around a minute Originally Posted by Crono1000
If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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I never saw one of those!! LMAO!! Originally Posted by Crono1000
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12-27-2010, 04:07 PM #28Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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A condom or the Wizard of IM stories? Originally Posted by david
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-27-2010, 04:12 PM #29Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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Was it a jalapeño flavored condom? Only those of Mexican descent should use those. Originally Posted by soxmuscle
DRSE Reconnaissance
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12-27-2010, 04:17 PM #30Elite Member SUPER MODERATOR
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Was it one of these condoms? Originally Posted by soxmuscle
And is this your picture???
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