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    People are so freaking paranoid

    Some lady was telling me that you really should wash your hands after every time you touch your laptops power cord, because they have lead in them!

    Like I care. I told her I'd lick the cable and not worry about it at all

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    lead is used in a variety of plastics, there is nothing special about laptop power cords in terms of construction or function.
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    I bet she doesn't like giving head.

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    Stupid bitch. I can't stand that Purell hand sanitizer shit. It's all over the place. I've never used it and I hardly ever get sick.

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    antibacterial soaps and hand cleaners kill the natural immune system. Why dont they make a soap that guards against herpes or aids. Then I may consider it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Work IN Progress View Post
    antibacterial soaps and hand cleaners kill the natural immune system. Why dont they make a soap that guards against herpes or aids. Then I may consider it.
    All you have to do is wash that off with some beer and it'll kill it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan View Post
    Some lady was telling me that you really should wash your hands after every time you touch your laptops power cord, because they have lead in them!

    Like I care. I told her I'd lick the cable and not worry about it at all
    Really, cause anything with lead usually has a warning label on it....we have lead flashings and had to build a special shed to store them because of the lead...our lead solder has warning labels all over the boxes, on a piece of paper inside the box and on the spool itself....I bet if this woman has ever been to a small town she swallowed some lead in the drinking water from old plumbing.....
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    My last boss wanted everyone in the office to use hand cleaner regularly. I told her I just wash my hands. Her reaction was as if she felt I had a bad attitude. Some people are very strange.

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    i wonder if the frog got out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Geared God View Post
    i wonder if the frog got out?
    The closet? Perhaps



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    Tell her about how processed foods change your gene expression, and how there is lead, arsenic, and so on - in her water! ooooooh ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
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    Oh my god thats fucking hilarious, perfect phrasing and picture.

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    Ha I wish an old lady said that shit to me.

    Id fucking strangle her with the cord and then whip her with it. Then apologize and quickly flee

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