Reply With QuoteI think we'll be fine. Now on the other hand, if you were in Mecca getting head, facing east in a mosque, possibly.
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12-27-2010, 12:31 AM #1JewsLoveBrisket.com MODERATOR
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Islamic Prayer Mat
. . I got given one for Xmas, so far a GF has used it to kneel on while giving me head.
Unfortunately we werent facing Mecca . . will this invoke jihad?
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
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12-27-2010, 08:32 AM #2YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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12-27-2010, 11:04 AM #3Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Forget getting head on the mat. You need to pork her on the mat.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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12-27-2010, 04:00 PM #4Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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It depends how good the blowjob was... Pics or it didn't happen! Originally Posted by theCaptn'
. . I got given one for Xmas, so far a GF has used it to kneel on while giving me head.
Unfortunately we werent facing Mecca . . will this invoke jihad?DRSE Reconnaissance
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12-27-2010, 04:23 PM #5Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Not as awesome as anal rosary beads.....
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Ah yes, the "Someone's saying something that isn't nice about non-Christians, so let's say something about Christians", anal leakage.
I'm not surprised at all.So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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12-27-2010, 08:22 PM #7Follow @TheUnzippedFly
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12-27-2010, 08:27 PM #8Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Sorry I forgot to wash yours last time and you went to bible study with that brown ring around your neck... Originally Posted by DOMS
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
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12-27-2010, 08:29 PM #9Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Were you trying for witty? Clever? A real put down? Because it's none of those. Originally Posted by maniclion
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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12-27-2010, 08:38 PM #10JewsLoveBrisket.com MODERATOR
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I thought it was pretty funny, especially considering you actually take religion seriously DOMS Originally Posted by DOMS
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
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12-27-2010, 08:40 PM #11Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Not too seriously. Now cultures, that's something else. Originally Posted by theCaptn'
I thought it was pretty funny, especially considering you actually take religion seriously DOMSSo many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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12-27-2010, 08:42 PM #12JewsLoveBrisket.com MODERATOR
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well thats good to hear. People often get seriously hurt or killed when religion is taken too seriously Originally Posted by DOMS
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
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What my disdain really stems from is the constant attack on everything I am. Be it male, white, Christian, American, Western or not poor. I don't put up with that shit. Especially when the offender is coming from a lesser position. Originally Posted by theCaptn'
well thats good to hear. People often get seriously hurt or killed when religion is taken too seriouslySo many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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12-27-2010, 08:58 PM #14JewsLoveBrisket.com MODERATOR
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I love you just the way you are DOMS Originally Posted by DOMS
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
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12-27-2010, 09:02 PM #15Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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I am all these things too, but it's nothing to get bent out of shape about. If you take everything as a personal attack, especially on a forum, then that's kind of messed up. Telling someone they are in a lesser position just shows that you are intolerant for everyone who is everything you are not. I have a lot of people like this in my family and don't worry about it - your secret is safe with me, and enjoy your KKK meeting. Originally Posted by DOMS
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Liar! You only like me for me boobs! Originally Posted by theCaptn'
I love you just the way you are DOMS
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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what aboyt lhjo or rhjo facing mecca Originally Posted by theCaptn'
. . I got given one for Xmas, so far a GF has used it to kneel on while giving me head.
Unfortunately we werent facing Mecca . . will this invoke jihad?
If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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I was kidding about the KKK, by the way, DOMS. Sometimes my jokes are not very funny.
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Allah would turn cross-eyed if he saw my giant cock winking at her Originally Posted by Dark Geared God
what aboyt lhjo or rhjo facing mecca
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
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My mind is messed up... Originally Posted by theCaptn'
Allah would turn cross-eyed if he saw my giant cock winking at her
The first thought that popped into my mind when I read your post was, "He's so big, he has to give himself a reach-around."So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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KKK meetings? Hell yeah...they have free cookies. Not Oreos, of course. Originally Posted by vortrit
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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White chocolate chip! I mean... not that I would know... I've just heard rumors. Originally Posted by DOMS
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I was given a mooslime prayer mat for xmas also. I just use it to clean up after a round of LHJO. But, to be respectful, I always LHJO facing mecca. Oh, and did you notice I didn't even capitalize mecca!
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You guys know shit all about those Muzies, they don't ever LHJO....the left hand is for wiping and fingerbanging their own assholes...that's why they can only serve food or drinks with the right hand so the others don't see the shit under their fingernails.....A popular term for them is GAJO otherwise known as Goats Ass Jack-Off....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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I use my mat to clean my muddy boots while eating a pulled pork sandwich. Sometimes I find my mat useful to roll up the bodies of recently beheaded, radical Islamic fucks. I love to return the favor of corpse play.
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exactly fucking myself Originally Posted by DOMS
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try this i was in the UAE was in a cab the prayer bell went off they all stop in the middle of the street and break out the mat and atart to pray...crazy shit
If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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I was in the gold souk and the guys behind the counter just walked off into the back leaving us unattended...it was a WTF moment, you would never see such things anywhere else. It's kind of eerie when the chanting comes over the PA and everything comes to a halt... Originally Posted by Dark Geared God
try this i was in the UAE was in a cab the prayer bell went off they all stop in the middle of the street and break out the mat and atart to pray...crazy shit
Well on a military base in the morn & eve during the flag ceremony all comes to a halt all Twilight Zone likeCoarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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well they knew they're gold was safe they know ho Originally Posted by maniclion
w to deal with theft
If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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