Thread: Stimulus Check - Priceless!

Originally Posted by Gena Marie

Beer

Yeah, like Anheuser-Busch who sold out to a foreign company a few years ago.

I love prostitutes, tattoos and ball games! Can't wait for that check

My weed was born and raised in Cali FORN I A...and thus I will further invest in Recreational Ag.

Conclusion:

Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard
sale and drink beer all day !





Ahh....line 43 of the bucket list

Originally Posted by Gena Marie

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic
Stimulus' payment.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by
using a Q & A format:

Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.. Where will the government get this money ?

A. From taxpayers.


Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?

A. Only a smidgen of it.


Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?

A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a
high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.


Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?

A. Shut up.


Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S.economy by
spending your stimulus check wisely:



* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will
go to China or Sri Lanka .


* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the
Arabs.


* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India ,Taiwan or
China .



* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras and Guatemala ..



* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .




* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .



* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go
to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.


Instead, keep the money in America by:


1) Spending it at yard sales, or

2) Going to ball games, or

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

4) Beer or

5) Tattoos.


(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )



Conclusion:

Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard
sale and drink beer all day !


No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.

GMMCH
(glad my money could help)

Originally Posted by Dark Geared God

GMMCH
(glad my money could help)

And our government thanks you

I love sticking with the hookers and tattoos option. I will probably take the beer option although it won't put much back into our economy. I guess since the beer factories are still here it does help.

Originally Posted by vortrit

I love sticking with the hookers and tattoos option. I will probably take the beer option although it won't put much back into our economy. I guess since the beer factories are still here it does help.

See now you are thinking. We still have some.....

So if I drink tons of beer while on gear, bang a hooker with no rubber, and get a tattoo from a dirty guitar string......... will I be the best American here, since I'm paying even more money for a liver transplant, anti viral drugs, and antibiotics for my staph infection?

Originally Posted by vortrit

Yeah, like Anheuser-Busch who sold out to a foreign company a few years ago.

coors or a micro brew

Originally Posted by PreMier

coors or a micro brew

Micro brews yes... Coors... maybe...

I'm not a big fan of unions, but I guess we can thank them for fucking up this country even more.

Originally Posted by PreMier

coors or a micro brew

Coors is owned by Miller and Miller is owned by South African Breweries. So no, still not a US company. Micro brews though

Originally Posted by fletcher6490

Coors is owned by Miller and Miller is owned by South African Breweries. So no, still not a US company. Micro brews though

umm.. no

Coors Brewing Company - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Originally Posted by PreMier

umm.. no

Coors Brewing Company - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

On 9 October 2007, SABMiller and Molson Coors Brewing Company announced a joint venture to be known as MillerCoors for their US operations that will market all of their products

Originally Posted by fletcher6490

On 9 October 2007, SABMiller and Molson Coors Brewing Company announced a joint venture to be known as MillerCoors for their US operations that will market all of their products

its molson coors, but doing some quick research there is another division thats miller coors?

im confused, molson is canadian no? and miller is south african?

so are there any large american breweries left?

Molson Coors Brewing Company - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

MillerCoors - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The combined venture is headquartered in Chicago, IL. SABMiller and Molson Coors are still independently run.[2][3]

who knows wtf is goin on.. i just thought coors was american owned.. and from what im reading it is 50% american 50% canadian?

Originally Posted by PreMier

its molson coors, but doing some quick research there is another division thats miller coors?

im confused, molson is canadian no? and miller is south african?

so are there any large american breweries left?

Hahaha, I know. I'm confused too. I deliver beer for Budweiser but in our territory we don't deliver Corona yet Budweiser owns Modelo which owns Corona. Makes no sense at

Originally Posted by PreMier

its molson coors, but doing some quick research there is another division thats miller coors?

im confused, molson is canadian no? and miller is south african?

so are there any large american breweries left?

Craft Brewers Alliance (HOOK) and Boston Beer Company (SAM)...HOOK is rumored to be a buyout target from Busch

Yuengling boys and girls. Brewed and bottled in the great state of Pennsylvania

Yuengling. Brewed and bottled in Pennsylgoddamnvania.

Originally Posted by PreMier

its molson coors, but doing some quick research there is another division thats miller coors?

im confused, molson is canadian no? and miller is south african?

so are there any large american breweries left?

Probably not. They are still made here though so they have that going for them...

What about Pabst Brewing?

Originally Posted by Work IN Progress

Yuengling boys and girls. Brewed and bottled in the great state of Pennsylvania

I meet Dick Yuengling and one of his daughters at my buddies restaurant in the Philly suburbs like a decade ago. We used to drink the shit out of that stuff, can't get it much out here on the West Coast.

Gordon Biersch Brewery?

Sierra Nevada Brewing Co.?

The makers of Fat Tire?

Kona Brew is a small one but it's going strong...

Here's the official top 10

Here's the full list of America's top American-owned breweries according to the Brewer's Association:
Pabst Brewing Co.
Boston Beer Co.
D.G. Yuengling and Son Inc.
Sierra Nevada Brewing Co.
New Belgium Brewing Co. Inc.
High Falls Brewing Co.
Spoetzl Brewery
Widmer Brothers Brewing Group
Redhook Ale Brewery
Pyramid Breweries Inc.

I'll make sure mine goes to an american tattoo artist.