Reply With Quotea planet filled with 12 year olds that think they know everything, I'd ace myself for sure..I have to go with Option #2
Do you think you could take over a whole planet?
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01-04-2011, 12:28 PM #1wrk'n project mayhem
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Do you think you could take over a whole planet?
if it were only inhabited by
1)kids 12 and under
or
2)midgets
i sometimes think of that ending scene in "The One" with Jet li- where the alternate version bad guy gets sent to the prison planet and he's on top of the pyramid just kicking everyones asz, but as the camera zooms out theres hundreds of guys coming.
I would like to think I could kick enough 12 year old and younger peoples azzes for them to eventually surrender the planet to me.
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01-04-2011, 12:31 PM #2Is Doin It 4 Da Shorteez
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I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.
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01-04-2011, 04:45 PM #3.45 ACP rules!
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The planet of 12 year olds would be cake. The planet of midgets on the other hand... They're short for a reason. They did something bad in a previous life. Really fucking bad. Otherwise they wouldn't have been sent back so damn short.
Look at Vern Troyer, or Mini Me as he's more famously known. That is one SERIOUSLY short bastard. I'd love to know what he did to come back that short. Probably had prison-style sex with tropical fish and buggered a nunnery full of nuns. While taking pot-shots at the orphans running away from the nunnery.
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01-04-2011, 04:55 PM #4JewsLoveBrisket.com MODERATOR
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Big Smoothy is a Jew. Just sayin'
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
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01-04-2011, 04:59 PM #5Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Have you seen most of the rest of the world? Who the hell would want that?
Take over the Western world? Sure.
South-East Asia? Sure.
The rest? Not so much.So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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01-04-2011, 05:10 PM #6RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
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I think i was born in the wrong time (really) 500 years ago i would have been a king. the aztects would have built statues of me..
If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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Don't tread on me!!
Quit Bitching, Start a Revolution
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01-04-2011, 05:27 PM #8Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I'd prefer to take over the 12 year-olds, make all the boys Eunuchs and build a harem of the finest girls and have the rest cook and clean for us...
What're you gonna do with a planet full of dwarves, pretend you're Santa Claus? Pretend you're the most well endowed member of the Lollipop guild? Make them play midget rugby or re-enact Willow every night as you dine on Lil' Smokies and tell them they are the fingers of those who were caught stealing....Start a candy factory? Actually this is starting to sound like fun....Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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01-04-2011, 05:35 PM #9Elite Matador member
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Originally Posted by DOMS
Let me guess, this conclusion was made after years of watching CNN? or Telemundo?
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01-04-2011, 05:38 PM #10Elite Matador member
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lol Big smoothy should be making his appearance shortly giving you the "I am not a jew" Speech anytime now.... Originally Posted by theCaptn'
Big Smoothy is a Jew. Just sayin'
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01-04-2011, 07:57 PM #11Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Same here. My genes are obsolete. I'm a fucking champion when the shit hits the fan, but the modern daily grind kicks my ass. Originally Posted by Dark Geared God
As far as taking over a world of 12 year olds, that sounds like some pedophile's fantasy or some shit.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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01-05-2011, 07:21 AM #12RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
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i think they should all move to cali Originally Posted by KelJu
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01-05-2011, 12:11 PM #13wrk'n project mayhem
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NO! i included midgets as well. I'm calling freudian on you.... nobody mentioned anything about sex and you brought it up. ergo, you are the pedo Originally Posted by KelJu
i was thinking more like a bullys fantasy. I could seriously kick a bunch of kids asses, or midgets. kind of like step brothers at the end. Will ferrell and like just kick ass through a whole army of them. it would be epic
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01-05-2011, 01:55 PM #14Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Same for me, I too my best under pressure, that's why in school I'd always wait until the last minute to do a project and get A's for them. I always put things off until the last moment and then spring into action cause when I get started I don't like to stop. I noticed in the Navy when running drills other guys would be panicking and I would be the "cool coper" or in the few motor accidents I've been in I'd be calm and collected even with blood pouring out of my fist or my step mom passed out at the wheel with a gushing head wound. In fights I remain calm too.... Originally Posted by KelJu
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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01-05-2011, 10:59 PM #15RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
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only great thing i'm good at is the bed room and a POA Originally Posted by KelJu
If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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01-05-2011, 11:10 PM #16Is Doin It 4 Da Shorteez
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Stepbrothers is one of the funniest movies ever! Originally Posted by awhites1
NO! i included midgets as well. I'm calling freudian on you.... nobody mentioned anything about sex and you brought it up. ergo, you are the pedo
i was thinking more like a bullys fantasy. I could seriously kick a bunch of kids asses, or midgets. kind of like step brothers at the end. Will ferrell and like just kick ass through a whole army of them. it would be epic
my buddy from high school directed it, that dude got me kicked out of so many classes making me laugh cause I was stoned all the time.I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.
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I wish the would have just left the camera there to see the final outcome. Originally Posted by awhites1
if it were only inhabited by
1)kids 12 and under
or
2)midgets
i sometimes think of that ending scene in "The One" with Jet li- where the alternate version bad guy gets sent to the prison planet and he's on top of the pyramid just kicking everyones asz, but as the camera zooms out theres hundreds of guys coming.
I would like to think I could kick enough 12 year old and younger peoples azzes for them to eventually surrender the planet to me.
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