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  1. 01-08-2011, 10:53 AM #1
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    Senior Texting Codes

    ATD: At The Doctor's
    BFF: Best Friend Farted
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CGU: Can't get up
    CGIU: Can't get IT up
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    FYI: Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL: Living On Lipitor
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas
    PIMP: Pooped in my pants
    ROFL...CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    WTP: Where's The Prunes?
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
    GLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
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  3. 01-08-2011, 03:13 PM #2
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    welk is dead yes?
    If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.

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  4. 01-08-2011, 06:56 PM #3
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    I suddenly get all of Albob's posts now.
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  5. 01-09-2011, 11:48 AM #4
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    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

    Cute!
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