How the world works lately...
Results 1 to 7 of 7
Thread: How the world works lately...
-
01-14-2011, 12:32 PM #1I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
- Join Date
- Nov 2000
- Gender
- Location
- A Virtual Reality
- Posts
- 53,755
- Rep Points
- 1600942420
How the world works lately...
How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..
And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS
Is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates .
-
01-14-2011, 08:32 PM #2RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Jan 2010
- Gender
- Location
- Usa
- Posts
- 9,012
- Rep Points
- 425132981
If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
-
01-14-2011, 09:17 PM #3tiger pump it bitches!
- Join Date
- Jan 2011
- Gender
- Location
- Hoss, Indianer
- Posts
- 631
- Rep Points
- 102578609
smoke dope, finger a hot girl on the playground, fap to sears catalog lingerie section. later in life realize your talent for making robots out of household items and huffing paint. sell your transformers for drugs bobby.
-
01-14-2011, 09:58 PM #4DRSE - The Connoisseur BOARD REP
- Join Date
- Dec 2009
- Gender
- Location
- NC
- Posts
- 1,226
- Rep Points
- 276214608
I think we need Chris Hansen in here. Please take a seat, right over there.
Originally Posted by hagaroids
-I know your words, just not together.
-
01-14-2011, 10:00 PM #5tiger pump it bitches!
- Join Date
- Jan 2011
- Gender
- Location
- Hoss, Indianer
- Posts
- 631
- Rep Points
- 102578609
I was 12 bro. perfectly legit to get a lil playground stank finger.
-
01-14-2011, 11:03 PM #6Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Jun 2006
- Gender
- Location
- Show Me State
- Posts
- 11,053
- Rep Points
- 866227410
I bet you still are 12. Originally Posted by hagaroids
DRSE Reconnaissance
-
01-14-2011, 11:54 PM #7Windy City ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Jan 2004
- Location
- Chicago
- Posts
- 4,969
- Rep Points
- 102487888
Blame game is so common today - after things go wrong.
What happened to personal responsibility.
Our society has lot the concept of individualism and responsibility for actions, for most things, IMO.
Society has also lost it backbone.Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain
Reply With QuoteSimilar Threads
-
The World?s Hardest High Protein Low Carb Diet In The World
By Prince in forum ArticlesReplies: 0Last Post: 06-27-2011, 01:52 PM -
DAA...it works.
By Diesel618 in forum SupplementsReplies: 41Last Post: 02-07-2011, 08:07 AM -
It works
By jlim in forum Bodybuilding GossipReplies: 0Last Post: 11-09-2010, 02:28 AM -
What works best for you on a cut?
By Dale Mabry in forum Diet & NutritionReplies: 16Last Post: 03-28-2007, 07:48 PM -
what works best
By turtleguy11688 in forum Anabolic ZoneReplies: 0Last Post: 06-23-2003, 01:13 AM
Posting Permissions
DISCLAIMER:
All health, fitness, diet, nutrition & supplement information presented on IronMagazineForums.com's pages is intended as an educational resource and is not intended as a substitute for proper medical advice. We do not condone the use of anabolic steroids (AAS), all information about AAS is for educational and entertainment purposes only. Consult your physician or health care professional before performing any of the exercises, or following any diet, nutrition or supplement advice described on this website. As well as any exercise technique or regimen, diet, supplement, etc., particularly if you are pregnant or nursing, or if you are elderly or have chronic or recurring medical conditions. Discontinue any exercise that causes you pain or severe discomfort and consult a medical expert. The statements made about products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (U.S.). They are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any condition or disease. Please consult with your own physician or health care practitioner regarding the suggestions and recommendations made at IronMagazineForums.com. Neither the author of the information, nor the producer, nor distributors of such information make any warranty of any kind in regard to the content of the information presented on this website. Except as specifically stated on this site, neither IronMagazineForums.com, nor any of its authors or other representatives will be liable for damages arising out of, or in connection with the use of this site. This is a comprehensive limitation of liability that applies to all damages of any kind, including (without limitation) compensatory, direct, indirect or consequential damages, loss of data, income or profit, loss of or damage to property and claims of third parties. Sponsors pay for advertising space, we have no affiliation with the companies that have banners displayed on our websites. Please be advised it is your responsibility to check the laws that govern your country, state, or province in regards to items offered by some companies you may read about on this site.