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    everything you bros need to know about tiger pumping

    tiger pumping step 1.

    obtain a large cock pump from your local cock pump supplier. I buy mine from amazon.com
    Amazon.com: X-Rated Jack's Hammer Vibrating Cock Pump: Health & Personal Care

    step 2. vodka, cheap dark eyes brand

    step 3. lube. I like ky jelly

    step 4. remove the sleeve from the cock pump.

    step 5. put your penis and balls into the cock pump

    step 6. pump until your scrotum turns blue, hold, release, and repeat.


    Enjoy your nuts swollen to the size of grapefruits, and remember this: don't just pump cock, pump balls too.

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    Wow thats fucking sick. Retlaw would be beating off for days to those pics.

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    srry I see there is a sex health section, mods tow to there and kiss my volleyball sized sack while you are at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hagaroids View Post
    srry I see there is a sex health section, mods tow to there and kiss my volleyball sized sack while you are at it.

    maybe you should buy a bigger pump and stick your puny chicken legs in there.

    Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!






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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    maybe you should buy a bigger pump and stick your puny chicken legs in there.

    ZING......

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    you've seen mine, now lets see yours. they make clit pumps, fyi

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    Quote Originally Posted by SloppyJ View Post
    Wow thats fucking sick. Retlaw would be beating off for days to those pics.

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    also look out for broken blood vessels, you don't want to over pump.

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    wow I've read everything now

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    you too can have a scrotum the size of a volleyball someday.

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    damn.....

    that can't be healthy
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    Quote Originally Posted by hagaroids View Post
    also look out for broken blood vessels, you don't want to over pump.
    Really??? There is a lot more to look out besides broken blood vessels such as unable to urinate properly. Or, even better, my penis disappeared because they were sucked into my nutsack!

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    do i even want to know what this batty boy is talking about

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    Thanks alot hagaroids, now Amazon is gonna start recommending some really weird sh*t. GYCH!
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    Man keep your fucking fetishes and shit to yourself, this is a bodybuilding forum.
    Im not a drug dealer, im a street pharmacist!

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    If anything, it should've went into the sexual section or anthing goes. Or, they could make a section called, "Hair-old's Closet"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf View Post
    Someone call ICE!
    What is ICE?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    maybe you should buy a bigger pump and stick your puny chicken legs in there.


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    Man you got alot of time on your hands...

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    I guess I should have come to this thread 1st so I could have followed what was going on in another thread. I will try and keep up





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    I pump my junk every other day. It's awesome!

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    Just ordered mine. Can't w8 to try it out. I hope it's better than the Accujack2000TM
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    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    What is ICE?
    Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gena Marie View Post
    I guess I should have come to this thread 1st so I could have followed what was going on in another thread. I will try and keep up
    Get the hubby a pump for valentines day and tiger pump him. a temporary increase in girth will be noticed even after a few sessions.

    Quote Originally Posted by sprayherup View Post
    I pump my junk every other day. It's awesome!
    TIGER PUMP IT BRO!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf View Post
    Just ordered mine. Can't w8 to try it out. I hope it's better than the Accujack2000TM
    Woot! Don't get carried away with your first few pumps, you want to ease into it. I have stretch marks on my cock from getting too carried away with weights and pumps.

    Quote Originally Posted by vortrit View Post
    Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
    I'm a legal and law abiding citizen of this country, thanks for the concern.
    lifting music. press play and pump it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hagaroids View Post
    I'm a legal and law abiding citizen of this country, thanks for the concern.
    I didn't say you weren't. Somebody asked what ICE stood for, so I told them. And you're right - being a complete and total douche-bag is unfortunately not against the law. GICH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hagaroids View Post
    Woot! Don't get carried away with your first few pumps, you want to ease into it. I have stretch marks on my cock from getting too carried away with weights and pumps.
    Werd. I can see how you could easily get carried away with it. When it gets here, I prolly won't even make it back inside the house before starting.
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    you are a bitter man this evening sir vortrt.
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