A little Joke

**Prince** · 10-22-2002, 10:14 AM

A five year old and a four year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the five year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The four year old nods his head in approval.

The 5 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say "hell" and you say "ass" okay?" The four year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the five year old what he wants for breakfast.

"Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.".....

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs bawling.

The mom looks at the four year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I'm not sure," he says, "but you can bet your sweet ass it won't be Cheerios."

Tank316 · 10-22-2002, 02:37 PM

i love that one

and when i tried it, my mom laid the Smackdown on my candyass

and that was just this last sunday.

Scotty the Body · 10-22-2002, 02:43 PM

lol, and old one but still a good one!

butterfly · 10-22-2002, 02:47 PM

Trap-isaurus · 10-22-2002, 03:06 PM

CRASHMAN · 10-22-2002, 11:21 PM

lean_n_76er · 10-22-2002, 11:22 PM

LMAO! I love that one!

david · 11-15-2002, 06:07 PM

cute

The Berg Master · 11-15-2002, 06:30 PM

Kids are cool

10-22-2002, 10:14 AM	#1
Prince the one & only Administrator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Colorado Posts: 33,932 Blog Entries: 25 Photos: 320	A little Joke A five year old and a four year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the five year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The four year old nods his head in approval. The 5 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say "hell" and you say "ass" okay?" The four year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the five year old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."..... WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs bawling. The mom looks at the four year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I'm not sure," he says, "but you can bet your sweet ass it won't be Cheerios."
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10-22-2002, 02:37 PM	#2
Tank316 P/RR/Sh Warrior Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Barron,Wi Posts: 4,345 Photos: 8	i love that one and when i tried it, my mom laid the Smackdown on my candyass and that was just this last sunday.
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10-22-2002, 02:43 PM	#3
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970	lol, and old one but still a good one!
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10-22-2002, 11:22 PM	#7
lean_n_76er Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: right where I want to be Posts: 2,225	LMAO! I love that one!
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11-15-2002, 06:07 PM	#8
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11-15-2002, 06:30 PM	#9
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