Changing jobs...

Scotty the Body · 10-22-2002, 01:17 PM

Hey Prince, isn't that the same thing that happened with your FIRST wife?!?

**Prince** · 10-22-2002, 01:20 PM

you must be confusing her with your mamma!

Scotty the Body · 10-22-2002, 01:25 PM

Tank316 · 10-22-2002, 02:31 PM

wow, good comeback.

Preacher · 10-22-2002, 03:23 PM

That's what I love about this board ...
Almost as good as the "Prostitute"-comeback ..

CRASHMAN · 10-22-2002, 11:07 PM

ya the prostitute comback was pretty funny

CRASHMAN · 10-22-2002, 11:08 PM

but ziggy is cool

i laughed

Trap-isaurus · 10-23-2002, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Prince
you must be confusing her with your mamma!

sweet the "yo mamma" can has been opened let the mamma insult fray begin

Scotty the Body · 10-23-2002, 11:44 AM

Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Scotty the Body · 10-23-2002, 12:04 PM

Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!

Scotty the Body · 10-23-2002, 12:05 PM

Yo mama's so stupid she stole free bread!

Scotty the Body · 10-23-2002, 12:06 PM

Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!

Scotty the Body · 10-23-2002, 12:08 PM

Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Erilaya · 10-23-2002, 12:30 PM

O Man STB that is just mean.. FUNNY but mean.. LOL

B! ZIGGY RULES>. he is hysterical!
thanks for the giggles

Eri'

Fitgirl70 · 10-23-2002, 03:27 PM

Yo momma so fat, she wears a microwave for her beeper

And....age old: Yo momma so poor, she can't even pay attention.....

KiK

Preacher · 10-23-2002, 03:55 PM

yo momma's so fat, you got to roll her in flour to find her wet spot ..

Preacher · 10-23-2002, 03:57 PM

And my personal favourite:

"Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! "

Fitgirl70 · 10-23-2002, 04:03 PM

Oh Preacher.....that one is hilarious!!!

Burner02 · 10-23-2002, 04:47 PM

yo momma's so fat, she jumped up..and got stuck!

Burner02 · 10-23-2002, 04:48 PM

yo momma's so poor, I saw her kicking a can one day. I asked what she was doing, she said: moving!

buff_tat2d_chic · 10-23-2002, 11:06 PM

Your momma so fat that when she sits around the house....she sits AROUND the house.

Trap-isaurus · 10-24-2002, 04:56 AM

LMAO, that didn't take much convincing

david · 11-15-2002, 06:01 PM

**Mudge** · 11-15-2002, 06:19 PM

How this stemmed from Ziggy I don't know

10-22-2002, 01:17 PM	#2
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970	Hey Prince, isn't that the same thing that happened with your FIRST wife?!?
	Cool

10-22-2002, 01:20 PM	#3
Prince the one & only Administrator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Colorado Posts: 33,932 Blog Entries: 25 Photos: 320	you must be confusing her with your mamma!
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10-22-2002, 01:25 PM	#4
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970
	Cool

10-22-2002, 02:31 PM	#5
Tank316 P/RR/Sh Warrior Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Barron,Wi Posts: 4,345 Photos: 8	wow, good comeback.
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10-22-2002, 03:23 PM	#6
Preacher Strongest of all Hobbits Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Belgium - Western Europe Posts: 413 Photos: 2	That's what I love about this board ... Almost as good as the "Prostitute"-comeback ..
	"When the going gets though, the Tough get Duct-tape!"

10-22-2002, 11:07 PM	#7
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,080 Photos: 2	ya the prostitute comback was pretty funny
	230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

10-22-2002, 11:08 PM	#8
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,080 Photos: 2	but ziggy is cool i laughed
	230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180 \|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|----\| <- that way about 20 more pounds!

10-23-2002, 11:44 AM	#10
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970	Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
	Cool

10-23-2002, 12:04 PM	#11
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970	Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!
	Cool

10-23-2002, 12:05 PM	#12
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970	Yo mama's so stupid she stole free bread!
	Cool

10-23-2002, 12:06 PM	#13
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970	Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!
	Cool

10-23-2002, 12:08 PM	#14
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970	Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
	Cool

10-23-2002, 12:30 PM	#15
Erilaya Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: my own lil world Posts: 867	O Man STB that is just mean.. FUNNY but mean.. LOL B! ZIGGY RULES>. he is hysterical! thanks for the giggles Eri'

10-23-2002, 03:27 PM	#16
Fitgirl70 Give it to me Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dallas Posts: 7,401 Blog Entries: 7 Photos: 4	Yo momma so fat, she wears a microwave for her beeper And....age old: Yo momma so poor, she can't even pay attention..... KiK
	All the glory to God! We have a baby on the way.

10-23-2002, 03:55 PM	#17
Preacher Strongest of all Hobbits Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Belgium - Western Europe Posts: 413 Photos: 2	yo momma's so fat, you got to roll her in flour to find her wet spot ..
	"When the going gets though, the Tough get Duct-tape!"

10-23-2002, 04:47 PM	#20
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,318	yo momma's so fat, she jumped up..and got stuck!
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10-23-2002, 04:48 PM	#21
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,318	yo momma's so poor, I saw her kicking a can one day. I asked what she was doing, she said: moving!
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

10-24-2002, 04:56 AM	#23
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	LMAO, that didn't take much convincing
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11-15-2002, 06:01 PM	#24
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2

10-23-2002, 03:57 PM	#18
Preacher Strongest of all Hobbits Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Belgium - Western Europe Posts: 413 Photos: 2	And my personal favourite: "Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! "
	"When the going gets though, the Tough get Duct-tape!"

10-23-2002, 04:03 PM	#19
Fitgirl70 Give it to me Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dallas Posts: 7,401 Blog Entries: 7 Photos: 4	Oh Preacher.....that one is hilarious!!!
	All the glory to God! We have a baby on the way.

10-23-2002, 11:06 PM	#22
buff_tat2d_chic Tat2d Freak Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Central Texas Posts: 2,176 Photos: 12	more yo momma stuff Your momma so fat that when she sits around the house....she sits AROUND the house.
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11-15-2002, 06:19 PM	#25
Mudge Pizza the Hut Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 23,056 Photos: 1	How this stemmed from Ziggy I don't know
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