Reply With QuoteLay off the drugs son!!! Come on back down here with all of us you goddamn space cadet.
maggots muscle, would you have it?
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01-31-2011, 03:58 AM #1Monochromatic Bunny
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maggots muscle, would you have it?
If in the future they invented a supplement that you would eat a dry powder with juice or something you like and after a few days, all your muscles would look great when you flexed them. How it works? That powder would turn to maggots inside of your body and everytime you flexed it, they would get together and your biceps would look fantastic. Not maggot looking but amazing muscles you always dreamed.
Problem is that when you were relaxed, calm and typing in your computer, you would feel the maggots crawling under your skin. Slowly crawling. Left and right, up and down. You could not see them by looking to your skin and nobody would know but only you would feel their movement. Occasionally one would burst out of your skin but the other maggots would pull him in again and close your skin in a silk like fashion. After a few days that small rupture would not hurt or feel bad.
Of course not all over your body. It would depend on what type of maggot supplement you bought. If you bought maggot abs or maggot triceps, you would feel only in those selected muscles.
Would you buy it?
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01-31-2011, 04:51 AM #2No Rest for the Wicked ELITE MEMBER
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Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift this heavy ass weight. R.C.
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01-31-2011, 04:58 AM #3Senior Member BOARD REP
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Hell no and please don't even try this
This is why we don't do Crack.
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01-31-2011, 08:07 AM #4No Rest for the Wicked ELITE MEMBER
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Unbelievable.
Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift this heavy ass weight. R.C.
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01-31-2011, 08:22 AM #5Senior Member BOARD REP
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01-31-2011, 08:50 AM #6Registered User
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Do you have a link where I can buy this product?
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01-31-2011, 09:59 AM #7Swollen Member BOARD REP
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Maggot powder for sale! PM me.
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01-31-2011, 10:37 AM #8Registered User
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Do you have any LSD left, Vieope?
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01-31-2011, 12:40 PM #9Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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wtf?
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01-31-2011, 01:22 PM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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It's like having nanobots in your body, can they attach in an array like fashion and aid your muscle fibers thus giving you super strength? Can they eat fat deposits? Will it make mah dick Bigger?
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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01-31-2011, 02:18 PM #11YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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That sounds eerily reminescent of the feelings I get when I need another shot of Heroin.
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01-31-2011, 02:36 PM #12Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Or the third day of a speed binge.... Originally Posted by IronAddict
That sounds eerily reminescent of the feelings I get when I need another shot of Heroin.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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01-31-2011, 02:39 PM #13Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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No but it's a good idea.
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01-31-2011, 02:47 PM #14YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by maniclion
lol
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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01-31-2011, 09:42 PM #15Registered User
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Did i just seriously read this you my friend are either on drugs or have a hell of an imagination....I hope its the second.
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