I bought a 650,000 volt stun gun and...

It was worth every penny.

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That shit was weak

Your girlfriend's mom's kitchen knife would have made a better video for free.

Whose tweaker pad is that with the I Love Dishwasher painted on the washing machine?

Try tazing your ballsack and see if it stimulates more test production....