Hey IT....

Trap-isaurus · 10-28-2002, 11:36 AM

Whats happenin brudda??You get any snow down there yet?? we got snowed on here, all melted though thank god but it's comin!!!

irontime · 10-28-2002, 11:51 AM

Hey bro

Ya we got a thin layer of snow, but it ain't melting. It's fricking freezing

Trap-isaurus · 10-28-2002, 11:53 AM

lol, I hear that it's still cold here to, the rain yesterday kinda took care of da snow thoughj, sometimes I really wanna live in Vancouver........but then I snap back to reality and realize I can't afford to buy/rent anything but a cardboard box in that damned city!!!

irontime · 10-28-2002, 04:29 PM

So how much do cardboard boxes rent for in the city

Maybe if we pool our money together we could take turns in the box while the other sleeps on the park bench.

Trap-isaurus · 10-28-2002, 05:59 PM

lol, i think they run around 700.00 a month, but thats for sleeping on a corner in abit of questionable neighborhood. somethin nice is gonna run 1200.00 but then ya get the works two room box (Use a washerdryer box and cut a door) as well as sleeping right by a drain for easy washroom facilities.

irontime · 10-29-2002, 11:02 AM

$1200 a month, damn. We're gonna have to wash a lot of windshields to scrape up that kinda coin. I do kinda like the idea of just letting it hang out the door and taking a leak though, alright, it's on

Trap-isaurus · 10-29-2002, 07:15 PM

LMAO.......Ill buy the squegees you get the squirt bottles!!

irontime · 10-29-2002, 07:54 PM

Damn, I didn't throw in the cost of squirt bottles with the original price.

Ok if we just use emtpy beer bottles?

Trap-isaurus · 10-29-2002, 07:57 PM

yeah dat'll work........ I figure at .25 cents per window washed we have to wash 4800 windows to cover rent so we need to wash at least 160 windows a day thats 10 an hour over a 16 hour day, so any more than 4800 in a month is goin straight into our pockest dude

irontime · 10-29-2002, 08:05 PM

We should write a book on this, "How to plan your life to live like a bum"

I wonder how it would sell?

Trap-isaurus · 10-29-2002, 08:07 PM

lol, probably pretty good the way the economy is heading damned liberal government!!!

irontime · 10-29-2002, 08:11 PM

Ya no shiat. We need a chancellor. I wonder if I ran if I'd ever get ellected.

All hail dictator IT

Trap-isaurus · 10-29-2002, 08:11 PM

Whats yer platform??

irontime · 10-29-2002, 08:14 PM

hmmmm

I'm not sure, but I do know that we can get rid of all our problems by eliminating all those damn circus midgets

Trap-isaurus · 10-29-2002, 08:15 PM

and making beer cheaper and legalizing prostitution?? if ya include that ya got my vote

irontime · 10-29-2002, 08:17 PM

Prostitution is illegal, since when

? Oh man

that is the first thing that's gonna change. I may as well up the legal limit while I'm at it

Trap-isaurus · 10-29-2002, 08:18 PM

works for me!!!

irontime · 10-29-2002, 08:20 PM

Allrighty, so what should the new slogan be?

"If she's old enough to bleed she's old enough to breed"
or
"If she's nine she's mine"'

both are kinda catchy

Trap-isaurus · 10-29-2002, 09:28 PM

I kinda Like "old enuff to go to the store old enuff to get bred"

But as your self appointed PR man imgonna have to say we go with :

"Prostitution....it's not like your wife will find out!"

irontime · 10-30-2002, 05:03 PM

exactly, because she won't be allowed out of the kitchen.

Trap-isaurus · 10-30-2002, 08:05 PM

dats right

irontime · 10-31-2002, 01:17 PM

Actually my faithful ally, after careful consideration I am afraid that we will be unable to go with this slogan, "Prostitution....it's not like your wife will find out!" I have done some thought and this just won't work. As after I am elected the word 'wife' will be null and void. All men may run around single and free, so sayeth the IT.

Trap-isaurus · 10-31-2002, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
Actually my faithful ally, after careful consideration I am afraid that we will be unable to go with this slogan, "Prostitution....it's not like your wife will find out!" I have done some thought and this just won't work. As after I am elected the word 'wife' will be null and void. All men may run around single and free, so sayeth the IT.

you forgot "amen" at the end of that one

you know something weird, I started this thread and it hasn't been whored in and overun with six different topics??? what gives, is everyone not feeling well?? Kuso, lean, Peet????

Muscle_Girl · 11-01-2002, 10:34 AM

Got snow for the first time this year today here in Ontario, its soo kewl.. Almost too cold tho!

irontime · 11-01-2002, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BjUaFyF
you know something weird, I started this thread and it hasn't been whored in

and look who showed up

Sorry MG, that was mean I know. But damn I couldn't hold that back

So it's cold up there MG? How's yer nips?

I'm actually amazed, the snow started melting yesturday and it's real warm today, yippee

Know what you mean bro, I would have thought that it would have been a huge slamming thread by now. I'm really surprised that none of the females have jumped in on the 'two old jokes' thread to defend themselves

Muscle_Girl · 11-01-2002, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
So it's cold up there MG? How's yer nips?

LOL, uhhhh...

Burner02 · 11-01-2002, 04:55 PM

IT's not big into beating around the...bush, is he?

It snowed here to last night! Wahoo! Snow board season is upon us!

(I think I am going to really miss having a 4X4 this season...)

10-28-2002, 11:36 AM	#1
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	Hey IT.... Whats happenin brudda??You get any snow down there yet?? we got snowed on here, all melted though thank god but it's comin!!!
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10-28-2002, 11:51 AM	#2
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	Hey bro Ya we got a thin layer of snow, but it ain't melting. It's fricking freezing
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10-28-2002, 11:53 AM	#3
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	lol, I hear that it's still cold here to, the rain yesterday kinda took care of da snow thoughj, sometimes I really wanna live in Vancouver........but then I snap back to reality and realize I can't afford to buy/rent anything but a cardboard box in that damned city!!!
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

10-28-2002, 04:29 PM	#4
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	So how much do cardboard boxes rent for in the city Maybe if we pool our money together we could take turns in the box while the other sleeps on the park bench.
	If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

10-28-2002, 05:59 PM	#5
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	lol, i think they run around 700.00 a month, but thats for sleeping on a corner in abit of questionable neighborhood. somethin nice is gonna run 1200.00 but then ya get the works two room box (Use a washerdryer box and cut a door) as well as sleeping right by a drain for easy washroom facilities.
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

10-29-2002, 11:02 AM	#6
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	$1200 a month, damn. We're gonna have to wash a lot of windshields to scrape up that kinda coin. I do kinda like the idea of just letting it hang out the door and taking a leak though, alright, it's on
	If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

10-29-2002, 07:15 PM	#7
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	LMAO.......Ill buy the squegees you get the squirt bottles!!
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

10-29-2002, 07:54 PM	#8
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	Damn, I didn't throw in the cost of squirt bottles with the original price. Ok if we just use emtpy beer bottles?
	If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

10-29-2002, 07:57 PM	#9
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	yeah dat'll work........ I figure at .25 cents per window washed we have to wash 4800 windows to cover rent so we need to wash at least 160 windows a day thats 10 an hour over a 16 hour day, so any more than 4800 in a month is goin straight into our pockest dude
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

10-29-2002, 08:05 PM	#10
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	We should write a book on this, "How to plan your life to live like a bum" I wonder how it would sell?
	If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

10-29-2002, 08:07 PM	#11
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	lol, probably pretty good the way the economy is heading damned liberal government!!!
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

10-29-2002, 08:11 PM	#12
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	Ya no shiat. We need a chancellor. I wonder if I ran if I'd ever get ellected. All hail dictator IT
	If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

10-29-2002, 08:14 PM	#14
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	hmmmm I'm not sure, but I do know that we can get rid of all our problems by eliminating all those damn circus midgets
	If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

10-29-2002, 08:15 PM	#15
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	and making beer cheaper and legalizing prostitution?? if ya include that ya got my vote
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

10-29-2002, 08:17 PM	#16
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	Prostitution is illegal, since when? Oh man that is the first thing that's gonna change. I may as well up the legal limit while I'm at it
	If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

10-29-2002, 08:18 PM	#17
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	works for me!!!
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

10-29-2002, 08:20 PM	#18
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	Allrighty, so what should the new slogan be? "If she's old enough to bleed she's old enough to breed" or "If she's nine she's mine"' both are kinda catchy
	If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

10-29-2002, 09:28 PM	#19
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	I kinda Like "old enuff to go to the store old enuff to get bred" But as your self appointed PR man imgonna have to say we go with : "Prostitution....it's not like your wife will find out!"
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

10-30-2002, 05:03 PM	#20
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	exactly, because she won't be allowed out of the kitchen.
	If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

10-30-2002, 08:05 PM	#21
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	dats right
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

10-31-2002, 01:17 PM	#22
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	Actually my faithful ally, after careful consideration I am afraid that we will be unable to go with this slogan, "Prostitution....it's not like your wife will find out!" I have done some thought and this just won't work. As after I am elected the word 'wife' will be null and void. All men may run around single and free, so sayeth the IT.
	If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

11-01-2002, 10:34 AM	#24
Muscle_Girl Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,757 Photos: 3	Got snow for the first time this year today here in Ontario, its soo kewl.. Almost too cold tho!
	Just a girl.... Looking for muscles!!

11-01-2002, 04:55 PM	#27
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