Thread: Taking a Dump.........Outside

i do it all the time in the spring/fall (camping) and in the winter (deer hunting). i love breaking one off outside.

it makes me feel like a bear. i wipe my ass with a rabbit . . . lol

Probably when I went camping when I was a kid. If it came down to it I'd just go to a gas station or something.

Last summer on a 60mi. bike trail. I had to wipe my ass with clumps of tall grass.

5 gal bucket, toilet seat (for comfort), a shovel and tp. line the bottom of the bucket with tp and make ur turd. as long as u dont have the squirts this works beautifully. dig a small hole, and dispose. i did this for about 3 months straight in the fall of '05. i'll go out back and make an instructional video. i dont want any of u fuckers to go out there uneducated and try to squat like a dog and have ur choad tickled by grass blades. been there baby

We had a fold-up stool that my dad put a RV style toilet seat on, we'd take our shovel, dig a hole put the stool over it, dump, wipe and cover up the grab, put a flag of TP on the mound so you knew that fresh dug earth had poo under it(I liked to set the stool by the fire before going so the seat would be warm, case we always hunted in the winters)..... I hated messy shits so I would use Immodium AD pills before going on our hunting trips so my turds would be solid nearly no wipers. Of course we'd be out for hours hunting so sometimes you gotta go out there, I always carried a 1/4 roll of TP in a plastic baggy....

Last time I shitted out doors was over 10 years ago...... behind a strip club(the seats in that place were disgusting and all the stalls had glory holes), used a few pages from my pocket notebook to wipe, put I crumpled the pages several times to soften them...

Originally Posted by shortstop

5 gal bucket, toilet seat (for comfort), a shovel and tp. line the bottom of the bucket with tp and make ur turd. as long as u dont have the squirts this works beautifully. dig a small hole, and dispose. i did this for about 3 months straight in the fall of '05. i'll go out back and make an instructional video. i dont want any of u fuckers to go out there uneducated and try to squat like a dog and have ur choad tickled by grass blades. been there baby

Just cut a hole in the bottom of the bucket, that was ours before the stool idea except we put a oval piece of plywood with a hole over the bucket turned upside down, then we'd toss the bucket when we were done camping.....