Halloween top 10 reasons.....

SteveDeBeave · 10-31-2002, 04:07 PM

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING

IS BETTER THAN SEX

10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.lllllllllllllllllllll

7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizeslllllllllllllllllllll
you're someone else,because you are.lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.llllllllllllllllllllllllllll

4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2) Less guilt the morning after.llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllll

AND THE

No. 1 reason why trick or treating is better than sex.........

YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

lina · 10-31-2002, 04:28 PM

Trap-isaurus · 10-31-2002, 10:51 PM

butterfly · 10-10-2003, 03:59 PM

BUMP!

BabsieGirl · 10-10-2003, 04:03 PM

I liked number 1 and number 4.

For the most part, it was all pretty good.

10-31-2002, 04:07 PM	#1
SteveDeBeave I forgot my wallet! Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 130	Halloween top 10 reasons..... TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.lllllllllllllllllllll 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizeslllllllllllllllllllll you're someone else,because you are.lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.llllllllllllllllllllllllllll 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2) Less guilt the morning after.llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllll AND THE No. 1 reason why trick or treating is better than sex......... YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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10-31-2002, 10:51 PM	#3
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10-10-2003, 03:59 PM	#4
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10-10-2003, 04:03 PM	#5
BabsieGirl Fighting Endometriosis Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 7,495	I liked number 1 and number 4. For the most part, it was all pretty good.
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10-31-2002, 04:28 PM	#2
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