What a stupid fucking waste of time. I don't think the USDA is to blame for people eating 3 double cheese burgers sitting on the couch watching American Idol.
Husband: "So, baby, how many cases of Mountain Dew do we need?"
Wife: "I don't know hubby, lets check the power plate."
Wife: "Oh dear, which group does soda fall into on the power plate?"
Husband: "Lets just buy a gallon of apple juice instead, and that takes care of the fruit requirement.
Wife: "Good idea!" Grab a family size box of Hot Pockets and lets get out of here."
Husband: "Baby, we have a problem. My scooter battery is dead."