Come one, Come all... IM.com Jackass Comp...

cornfed · 11-01-2002, 03:39 PM

Well, just fer kicks, I propose that we have a new poll to see who the #1 Jackass here @ IM is!!!

We've done it before and "Sir Jackass" Irontime won it, but now that our membership has expanded and our collective immaturity and assanine wit w/ it, I say we test the waters and see if The Queer Cannuk still floats supreme!

Without his permission, Kuso will join me in accepting nominees for this upstanding event!

So post anyone whom you believe should be included in the pole, based on their witty or pathetic qualities, but please look to see if the name has already been posted to ease the collecting process

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Post now, the Poll itself will go up during next week!

Peace,
Your friendly, local 'lil innocent mod
CF

cornfed · 11-01-2002, 03:41 PM

I nominate Irontime

w8lifter · 11-01-2002, 04:42 PM

I nominate Chicken Baby

**Prince** · 11-01-2002, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by w8lifter
I nominate Chicken Baby

I agree, Chicken Daddy is the #1 Jackass here!

Trap-isaurus · 11-01-2002, 06:14 PM

I nominate peetrips (can I nominate more than one person?)

, what kind of cash prize are we talking about for the winner here?

irontime · 11-03-2002, 12:43 PM

Oh, so now people want my coveted title do they, well come on you pussies

, take on the champ

Rissole · 11-04-2002, 02:46 AM

As i'm scrolling down i'm thinkin "yeah...... BjUaFyF for sure!!"
And then doh !!
I still nominate the big JACKASS

david · 11-04-2002, 02:53 PM

Whew! No one nominated me! Thank god!

irontime · 11-04-2002, 02:56 PM

Allrighty, we have to get a poll going for the vote to commence. So here's how I see the list.
IT, Chicken Daddy, Kuso, Cornfed, Albob, Bjuafyf, W8, Mmafiter, and (just cause he asked) davidjasondean

Any other suggestions.

irontime · 11-04-2002, 02:57 PM

Oops

I missed the lovely couple of Fade and Butterfly, silly me

ALBOB · 11-04-2002, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Prince I agree, Chicken Daddy is the #1 Jackass here!

Are we talking about the GOOD kind of jackass (like me) or the jackass kind of jackass (like irontime)? If it's the latter I say TCD and Irontime are leaps and bounds ahead of the field.

Fade · 11-04-2002, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
Oops

I missed the lovely couple of Fade and Butterfly, silly me

Oh hehe haha silly you.

Albobs butt baby

irontime · 11-04-2002, 03:06 PM

Now that's just wrong

Fade · 11-04-2002, 03:09 PM

But it felt so right to post.

irontime · 11-04-2002, 03:10 PM

That's why I think you should be on the list

butterfly · 11-04-2002, 03:44 PM

Now I can see fade being on this list but ME

Not sweet little ole me

ALBOB · 11-04-2002, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by butterfly Not sweet little ole me

**SNIF** **SNIF** Hmmmm..............me thinks me smells some JACKASS nearby.

Dero · 11-04-2002, 03:51 PM

Well, we need a king and queen,don't we!!!

ALBOB · 11-04-2002, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dero
Well, we need a king and queen,don't we!!!

Hmmm................OK, Dero has volunteered to be the Queen, anybody wanna be King?

Dero · 11-04-2002, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ALBOB

Hmmm................OK, Dero has volunteered to be the Queen, anybody wanna be King?

Grrrrrrrrrrrr...
Listen OldBob,I meant,ah forget it...
What's the use?

irontime · 11-04-2002, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ALBOB

Hmmm................OK, Dero has volunteered to be the Queen, anybody wanna be King?

.......I hereby resign my title

ALBOB · 11-04-2002, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime .......I hereby resign my title

I was wondering which way you were gonna swing. Whatsamatter, you don't like Dero's apple sauce?

irontime · 11-04-2002, 05:14 PM

Pleeeeaasse, you've gotta be able to pick a queen that's less hairy than furball, I know that leaves you out of the picture, but please try a little harder.

butterfly · 11-04-2002, 05:17 PM

I guess I can be a little mean sometimes... the model line-up including SHB was my doing afterall

But still, I don't know if that comes close to all w8's STFU's

irontime · 11-04-2002, 05:18 PM

Well W8's on the list too. See you're not the only female on board. there's you, W8, and Dero so far.

butterfly · 11-04-2002, 05:20 PM

Damn

Dero's gonna be tough competition.

david · 11-04-2002, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irontime
Allrighty, we have to get a poll going for the vote to commence. So here's how I see the list.
IT, Chicken Daddy, Kuso, Cornfed, Albob, Bjuafyf, W8, Mmafiter, and (just cause he asked) davidjasondean

Any other suggestions.

BIGSS and CRASH!!!

11-01-2002, 03:39 PM	#1
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	Come one, Come all... IM.com Jackass Comp... Well, just fer kicks, I propose that we have a new poll to see who the #1 Jackass here @ IM is!!! We've done it before and "Sir Jackass" Irontime won it, but now that our membership has expanded and our collective immaturity and assanine wit w/ it, I say we test the waters and see if The Queer Cannuk still floats supreme! Without his permission, Kuso will join me in accepting nominees for this upstanding event! So post anyone whom you believe should be included in the pole, based on their witty or pathetic qualities, but please look to see if the name has already been posted to ease the collecting process . Post now, the Poll itself will go up during next week! Peace, Your friendly, local 'lil innocent mod CF
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11-01-2002, 03:41 PM	#2
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	I nominate Irontime
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

11-01-2002, 06:14 PM	#5
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	I nominate peetrips (can I nominate more than one person?), what kind of cash prize are we talking about for the winner here?
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11-03-2002, 12:43 PM	#6
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	Oh, so now people want my coveted title do they, well come on you pussies, take on the champ
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11-04-2002, 02:46 AM	#7
Rissole 2 Samuel 24:24 Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: "OZTRAILYA" :D Posts: 8,289 Photos: 36	As i'm scrolling down i'm thinkin "yeah...... BjUaFyF for sure!!" And then doh !! I still nominate the big JACKASS
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11-01-2002, 04:42 PM	#3
w8lifter Join Date: May 2001 Location: Around..... Posts: 14,964	I nominate Chicken Baby

11-04-2002, 02:53 PM	#8
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Whew! No one nominated me! Thank god!

11-04-2002, 02:56 PM	#9
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	Allrighty, we have to get a poll going for the vote to commence. So here's how I see the list. IT, Chicken Daddy, Kuso, Cornfed, Albob, Bjuafyf, W8, Mmafiter, and (just cause he asked) davidjasondean Any other suggestions.
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11-04-2002, 02:57 PM	#10
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	Oops I missed the lovely couple of Fade and Butterfly, silly me
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11-04-2002, 03:06 PM	#13
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	Now that's just wrong
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11-04-2002, 03:09 PM	#14
Fade I'm the daddy Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, Tx Posts: 3,007 Photos: 5	But it felt so right to post.

11-04-2002, 03:10 PM	#15
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	That's why I think you should be on the list
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11-04-2002, 03:44 PM	#16
butterfly Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 11,526 Photos: 11	Now I can see fade being on this list but ME Not sweet little ole me
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11-04-2002, 03:51 PM	#18
Dero Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,779 Photos: 6	Well, we need a king and queen,don't we!!!
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11-04-2002, 05:14 PM	#23
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	Pleeeeaasse, you've gotta be able to pick a queen that's less hairy than furball, I know that leaves you out of the picture, but please try a little harder.
	If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

11-04-2002, 05:17 PM	#24
butterfly Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 11,526 Photos: 11	I guess I can be a little mean sometimes... the model line-up including SHB was my doing afterall But still, I don't know if that comes close to all w8's STFU's
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11-04-2002, 05:18 PM	#25
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	Well W8's on the list too. See you're not the only female on board. there's you, W8, and Dero so far.
	If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

11-04-2002, 05:20 PM	#26
butterfly Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 11,526 Photos: 11	Damn Dero's gonna be tough competition.
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