Thread: passing a whiz test for a job?

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Geeeeeeeeee




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How 'bout, don't do drugs?

Sorry soxmuscle, but I'm going off topic.

I was going to find a pic of The Wiz (a movie). Instead I found this.



WHAT.
THE.
FUCK?!

pot

Originally Posted by ALBOB

Uhhhhhhhh




Geeeeeeeeee




Let me think






Uhhhhhhhhhh





How 'bout, don't do drugs?

haha

Originally Posted by DOMS

Sorry soxmuscle, but I'm going off topic.

I was going to find a pic of The Wiz (a movie). Instead I found this.

HOT!!! You found a robo-penis!

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

pot

you're fucked. Stick to Gears

weed stays in your system upto a month so good luck
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You can buy fake dicks that can be filled with clean urine. Might want to get a bit of practice at pissing with it first though.

Find out how strict the place you're getting it done at it is. Some places pat you down you real good, others just make you empty your pocket. If you have a relaxed place get a fake urine kit for like 30-40 bucks. Make sure its a 3oz one and you're good to go.

lots of water

I've passed many of drug tests by pounding a 32 oz big gulp of mountain dew 2 hours before pissing. Slam the big gulp, piss once, then your next piss better be in the cup and your golden. I guaruntee.

/\ that's retarded. Jobs are gonna test the creatinine levels so diluting your urine isn't gonna work.

Exercise, sweat a lot, stop smoking.

The THC molecules stored in the body are not "water soulable" So drinking water doesn't work.
Quit smoking for about 3 weeks.

when i used to smoke and was on probation i would take the drinks that mask it for 10 hrs the always worked but cost about 50. When i was strapped for cash i asked the guy how it works and he gave me another recipe.....A shit ton of creatine i mean alot its maskes the thc and then take some vit c to make your piss have color and last drink 2 gal of water.. i tried this twice but it sucked so bad i would just buy the drinks.

lol i gotta a funny story on what not to do! i was like 17 and on probation....had been smoking alot and i got into a fight and the police wanted me.. so on my way to the lawyers office i new my po was gunna tes me but i didnt know when so i couldnt take the drinks or do the creatine thing... so i asked this dumb bitch at gnc what would clean me out, she gave me a bottle of niacin. i didnt know what that was and she just said its a vitamin b12 or something so i bought it. in the car i popped like 8 of those fuckers and when the 20 min drive was over my dad looked over and was like what the fuck! my neck swelled up along with my face, my whole body was red as fuck and my blood felt like it was boiling. not cool ill never take that shit again! i hate that its in alot of supps. good luck

Originally Posted by jagbender

The THC molecules stored in the body are not "water soulable" So drinking water doesn't work.
Quit smoking for about 3 weeks.

This is what I've been thinking about doing. Also, youreinluck dot com offers synthetic urine that my friend has used with success on numerous occasions (4). I'm guessing those supplements you take are worthless?

water. drink lots of it. i gallon a day till the test. and don't eat anything on the day of until afterwards. you can smoke herb everyday until 2 weeks before the test and pass, possibly one week. i guarantee that this will work.

that fake dick is funny.

the only time, out of years upon years of doing this, that i was ever questioned was when i started adding a liver cleanser from gnc into the mix.

the stuff that costs 50 in head shops might work. they say mix a gallon and drink before the test... but if you go to the grosser and buy a box of green tea for 3 bucks you'll have almost the same thing. ..except a lot more of it (green tea).

Originally Posted by twotuff

lots of water

word. i've spent lots on money on all kinds of shit, but had just as much success drinking a TON of water. i mean enough to make you puke. enough to where you are pissing every 10 minutes. enough to where when you piss, it has no color or smell. you are basically pissing "water".

Drinking clean urine, about 16 oz per day for a week is what you're supposed to do.

Try it.

I've heard Golden Rod Capsules can help but you might want to research that.

Is this true, Jodi?

Thanks for the help, pretty lady.

I can't answer that for sure because I've never tried it and haven't touched pot since I was a teenager. I've had friends that say it's what they use and that it works. I do know goldenrod is used in detox treatments.

Originally Posted by klc9100

word. i've spent lots on money on all kinds of shit, but had just as much success drinking a TON of water. i mean enough to make you puke. enough to where you are pissing every 10 minutes. enough to where when you piss, it has no color or smell. you are basically pissing "water".

Don't the labs hit you for Diluted urine speciman? I did that and they made me come back and whiz again

Originally Posted by sprayherup

Drinking clean urine, about 16 oz per day for a week is what you're supposed to do.

Try it.

if you are dirty you might want to look into getting some synthetic urine for your UA

just buy a detox kit for 70 bucks. I do it all the time. Follow the instructions. The trick is emptying your bladder of the hot piss right before you take a sample. It takes hours for your bladder to fill back up again with the fresh hot urine. There is no masking to it.

Also, there is a cutoff level that labs have. So if you smoke like everyday for a month or so, ur fucked. But if you smoke a bowl every now and then you'll be fine.

Or, just take the cheap way out and slam a 32 oz. Big Gulp. I HAVE PASSED A SHITLOAD OF TESTS BY POUNDING MOUNTAIN DEW BIG GULP BEFORE A TEST FUCKERS! NOT ONE FAILURE.