A Northerner and a Southerner

Rob_NC · 11-06-2002, 03:23 PM

A Southerner is having his breakfast of coffee, grits, biscuits
and jam, when a Northerner, chewing obnoxiously on gum, sits down next to him. The Southerner ignores the Northerner who, never- the-less, starts a conversation.

Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread, do you eat the whole slice?"

Southerner: "Yep."

Northerner: (After blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. Up North, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, then transform them into biscuits and send them to the
South."

The Northerner has a smirk on his face.

The Southerner listens in silence.

The Northerner persists: "Do you eat jam with biscuits?"

Southerner: "Yep."

Northerner: (Cracking and smacking his gum between his teeth and chuckling) "We don't. Up North, after we eat fruit for breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and then send it down South."

Then the Southerner asks, "Y'all have sex up North?"

Northerner: "Why, of course, we do." And he pops another big
bubble.

Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the condoms once ya use
'em?

Northerner: "We throw them away, of course."

Southerner: "We don't. Down South, we put 'em in a jar, melt 'em down into bubble gum, and sell 'em to Yankees."

butterfly · 11-06-2002, 04:08 PM

david · 11-06-2002, 08:31 PM

I've heard this one! Good one but I am a yank though!

kuso · 11-06-2002, 08:57 PM

never heard it before, but its good

11-06-2002, 03:23 PM	#1
Rob_NC Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,179	A Northerner and a Southerner A Southerner is having his breakfast of coffee, grits, biscuits and jam, when a Northerner, chewing obnoxiously on gum, sits down next to him. The Southerner ignores the Northerner who, never- the-less, starts a conversation. Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread, do you eat the whole slice?" Southerner: "Yep." Northerner: (After blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. Up North, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, then transform them into biscuits and send them to the South." The Northerner has a smirk on his face. The Southerner listens in silence. The Northerner persists: "Do you eat jam with biscuits?" Southerner: "Yep." Northerner: (Cracking and smacking his gum between his teeth and chuckling) "We don't. Up North, after we eat fruit for breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and then send it down South." Then the Southerner asks, "Y'all have sex up North?" Northerner: "Why, of course, we do." And he pops another big bubble. Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the condoms once ya use 'em? Northerner: "We throw them away, of course." Southerner: "We don't. Down South, we put 'em in a jar, melt 'em down into bubble gum, and sell 'em to Yankees."
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11-06-2002, 04:08 PM	#2
butterfly Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 11,526 Photos: 11
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11-06-2002, 08:57 PM	#4
kuso Um......get rooted! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aka ( o Y o ) Posts: 15,047 Photos: 15	never heard it before, but its good Last edited by kuso : 11-06-2002 at 08:59 PM.

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11-06-2002, 08:31 PM	#3
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	I've heard this one! Good one but I am a yank though!