Reply With Quotea couple are repeats but some of these are pretty good. :P
"Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers"
"Mets agree with Church, Pagan"
"Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?"
"Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder"
"Iraqi Head Seeks Arms"
"Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over"
"Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden"
"Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead"
"Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says"
"Kicking Baby Considered to be Healthy"
"Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges"
"Psychics Predict World Didn't End Yesterday"
"Sun or Rain Expected Today, Dark Tonight"
"Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops off "Significantly After Age 25"
"Jane Fonda to Teens: Use Head to Avoid Pregnancy"
"Circumcisions Cause Crybabies"
"Clinton Apologizes to Syphilis Victims"
"Student Excited Dad Got Head Job"
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03-15-2011, 09:41 AM #1Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Funny Headlines
1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
10. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
11. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
12. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
15. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
16. War Dims Hope for Peace
17. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
18. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
19. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
20. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
21. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
22. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
23. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
24. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds DeadSo many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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03-15-2011, 10:16 AM #3Banned
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The Funniest Headline Fails Of All Time (PICTURES)
some of these are very naughty
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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03-15-2011, 10:45 AM #5Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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"A-rod goes deep, Wang hurt."
Originally Posted by Little Wing
"Sex offenders pitch tents"
"Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism"
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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03-15-2011, 10:48 AM #6YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Good stuff.
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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funny!
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Nice one
Makes you wonder whether or not they are just fckn with people when they write that stuff.
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I love creative journalism, some times.
Great, fun thread
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03-16-2011, 11:18 AM #10Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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9 Accidentally Incriminating Names (PHOTOS)
The accidently incriminating names are funny too. Patrick molesti haha.
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