Thread: New Orleans ....

It depends on if you want to include Christ.

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New Orleans Online - Things to See and Do

New Orleans is a rotting smelly shit-hole

Hunt down my friend Colin (good luck I haven't heard from him since Katrina) and drop acid with whores in that Cemetery from Easy Rider, or go down to the jazz bars, order some whiskey sours and write poetry; live jazz always makes me break out my notebook...Voodoo stores are fun to browse through....

Go uptown to Magnolia and ride around yelling racial slurs until you get shot.

I've always been under the impression that New Orleans is like a truck stop restroom.

You never make plans to go to one, you just end up there because you have no other choice. You touch as little as possible while you're there. You hope that you never have to speak to anyone while you're there. And you get as soon as you can, pretending it never happened.

Ah, beautiful downtown New Orleans... The 3rd ward is fun this time of year.

i'm gonna go check out the new levy.

feed yourself to a gator

New Orleans is the armpit of the U.S.

go with the gator option

Few places on Earth possess the year-round party atmosphere as does New Orleans. And it all starts on Bourbon Street.
This is New Orleans' most famous street, the Amsterdam of America, a place dominated by drinks and drinkers where the cocktail is king and bars stand side-by-side block after block. Weekdays are hardly distinguishable from weekends. In most cities, the weekend starts on a Thursday. In New Orleans, it has no beginning or end.



Packed with people and bars, Bourbon Street is America's Greatest Party.
That Allan Jackson/Jimmy Buffett song "It's Five O'Clock somewhere" has a home here. It's always Five O'Clock in New Orleans.
Bourbon Street is neither decadent nor elegant, seedy nor snazzy, cheesy nor charming. It is simply a friendly block party and it goes on until you decide to leave .
For some, the body says its time to leave far before the clock does; for others, it's the last man (or woman) standing. In New Orleans, and in particular on Bourbon Street, it's all a matter of mind, body and soul and spirit(s).
The heart of Bourbon Street is only about 7 blocks in length, but it's an intense seven blocks. Located right in the middle of the French Quarter, it is a collection of bars, souvenir shops, more bars, strip clubs and sex shows (though it hardly compares to the Red Light District of Amsterdam), and even more bars. Sprinkled in are a few restaurants, jazz clubs and hotels.
The bars range from dives to small clubs with live bands to places with counters serving frozen drinks, beer and jello shots (some made with Everclear). There is no cover charge at any of them, athough bars with bands generally charge more for drinks. Often, people are allowed to roam freely from one to the other arriving or departing with cocktails.Just pour unfinished drinks in plastic "to go" cups and hit to the street.
In between bar stops, people walk and gather on Rue Bourbon, many peering up at the balconies for girls willing to lift their top for a peek at their breasts in exchange for a string of Mardi Gras beads. People gather by the hundreds to witness or participate and the balconies are packed for hours on end. This scene reaches its peak, so to speak, in front of the Cat's Meow.
Bourbon Street action starts early. The band-and-dance bars along the St. Louis Street intersection offer 3-for-1 specials at Happy Hours until 9 p.m. On nice days, all tables on the Pat O'Brien's garden patio are full. (Hurricane Warning: They serve Hurricanes in the souvenir glass in the daytime but will refund $3 if you turn it in when you leave.)
For New Year's Eve, Mardi Gras and JazzFest Bourbon Street is one of the World's Great Parties. This NYE, it is serving as Gator Bait for fans from Florida and Cincinnati (who created the Parrothead term) in town for the Sugar Bowl. Gator Chomp is going to be be seen on Bourbon Street.
The Bars of Bourbon Street [MAP]


The people party all up and down Bourboin Street.
When it's time to get off the street and check out the bars, there are multitude of choices.
The prime cut-loose bars for the young and dancing are the Cat's Meow, The Famous Door, Razzoo, Bourbon Street Blues and Utopia.
Cat's Meow is a wildly-uninhibited karaoke bar where drunk (or well on their way to getting drunk) patrons take the stage and light up the scene. Friends often "perform" in groups and the crowd sings along and dances. Upstairs, it's a totally different scene. Cat's Meow has that famous balcony where most of the bead-tossing guys and breast-showing girls hang and hang out. On the street below, it's a madhouse. It has karaoke on weekdays,, which is quite popular.

Live bands rock the bars - and the people - up and down Bourbon Street.
The Famous Door, simply put, rocks. The bands go hard with Guns 'n Roses, AC/DC and those bourbon Street favorites, Lynyrd Skynrd. Always crowded and often packed, this one-room bar is one of the most lively on Bourbon.
Razzoo is often Bourbon Street's best pickup bar. In the front, a band blasts out rock and dance tunes. In the back, people gather on the large patio, the perfect place to meet and mingle.It's one of the rowdiest bars on Bourbon. After about midnight it's rock beat turns to hip-hop.
Bourbon Street Blues might sound like a sedate blues club, but in reality it is an energetic dance bar.
Also offering live music is the Krazy Korner. The bands are rock 'n roll and party dance. Right around the corner from Pat O'Brien's, it's aways a lively stop on the way back to Bourbon.

No trip to New Orleans is complete without a visit to Pat O'Brien's. The Home of the Hurricane is actually three bars in one: The garden patio with its signature fountain is like a giant outdoor house party, the piano bar features two baby grands going crazy in "Howl at the Moon" style and the side bar. The latter is often the most fun. It has great music, a totally kick-back atmosphere and is filled mainly with locals. There's no dance floor at Pat's, just hanging, drinking and meeting (other than the piano bar's sit-down show).

Parties or partiers make their way into the bars, and they are always smiling..

The drink of choice at Pat O'Brien's is the Hurricane, a red rum mixture that has made this bar famous well outside of New Orleans. Drinks are more expensive in the piano bar, incidentally.
The second-most famous drink on Bourbon Street is the Hand Grenade. It's served up at a Jimmy Buffett-style bar called Tropical Isle, and it's ingredients are a closely-guarded national secret (or so they pretend). Let's just say it's green and potent – they promote it as New Orleans' strongest drink – and the tall plastic green cups in which they are served can be seen all over Bourbon Street. Go in or get 'em to go from the side window bar. There's also good food – wings and great half-pound cheeseburgers with a stack of fries.
The Tropical Isle has a pretty good band, a small and crowded dance floor and a balcony for bead tossing/retrieving. It also has a small sister location around the corner on Toulouse Street that is preferred by locals. It usually has one guy on stage playing lots of Buffett.
Late at night, after many of the restaurants and even some bars begin to close, staffers make their way to Johnny White's at the end of Bourbon. A small bar with a pub and balcony upstairs, it has an Aloha spirit because the owner is from Hawaii.
The Pirate bar, just down from the Bourbon Street Tropical Isle, is to people in their 40s and 50s what the Cat's Meow, Razzo's and Bourbon Street Blues is to people in their 20s and early 30s. That is to say, a prime place to drink and meet.
New Orleans is known for its jazz and the city's best place for it is the Funky Butt on Rampart.


Just another night on Bourbon Street.

We made the mistake of taking my little kids down Bourbon street in the middle of the day. Not only does it smell of sewage and piss, but there's tons of posters of naked women hanging outside of the whore houses. I thought there would at least be some level of decency on what would be outside of the clubs.

If it weren't for being a cruise port, I would never go back there again. In June we're going to spend the night just outside of shitty N.O. before we head to the cruise port the next morning

Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

New Orleans is a rotting smelly shit-hole

It is one of the most lively and fun places in the country. St Patty's Day is off the hook! They have parades that throw food at the crowd who then make soups and chowders in big cauldrons. The women are hot, the people happy, and the music festive.

Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

We made the mistake of taking my little kids down Bourbon street in the middle of the day. Not only does it smell of sewage and piss, but there's tons of posters of naked women hanging outside of the whore houses. I thought there would at least be some level of decency on what would be outside of the clubs.

If it weren't for being a cruise port, I would never go back there again. In June we're going to spend the night just outside of shitty N.O. before we head to the cruise port the next morning

Dude, seriously, who the fuck takes their little white kids to Bourbon street? You might as well take them to the next techno ecstasy rave while your at it. Don't blame the place for not being family friendly. It's a party area, not fucking Disney Land. I would bet most of my money that most of you bitchers and complainers are lame ass tourist that bring your shitty families here, and then get upset at me for smoking a blunt on the sidewalk as you try to squeeze by to get to the Hard Rock Cafe.

Do what everyone else does......loot a big screen tv.

I didn't know that it would be porn-laden in the broad daylight. New Orleans has a lot of history too. Not everyone goes there to get herpes

Originally Posted by dg806

Do what everyone else does......loot a big screen tv.

go down to the Riverwalk Riverwalk Marketplace Mall - Premier Shopping, Dining, Entertainment in New Orleans, Louisiana

and make sure to go to Cafe Du Monde for some beignets Cafe Du Monde - Original French Market Coffee Stand New Orleans - Our Beignets

Originally Posted by KelJu

Dude, seriously, who the fuck takes their little white kids to Bourbon street? You might as well take them to the next techno ecstasy rave while your at it. Don't blame the place for not being family friendly. It's a party area, not fucking Disney Land. I would bet most of my money that most of you bitchers and complainers are lame ass tourist that bring your shitty families here, and then get upset at me for smoking a blunt on the sidewalk as you try to squeeze by to get to the Hard Rock Cafe.

Not there either if it's gay week. I would be fine with it, except many make it a spectacle that they like weiners. We're here, we're queer, some of us even like using gear. They get pretty lude in their behavior down there and the dressup they do is obnoxious.

As far as the armpit, how was he supposed to know it smells like piss or know that there are naked pics plastered over the fronts of buildings. I myself didn't know there were whore houses there. Sure, it's a party place and advertised as such, but they don't advertise the seedy stuff for the regular joe to know about till you actually get there. I will take your advice - I will keep my white kids far away from the tv toting joggers that use their city like a toilet.

Going to New Orleans and have to ask people on IM what to do because I'm lame crew checking in.

ROID is OUT..

I'll put up some pictures if we come across anything interesting

How about you bring a digital camera, take pictures of whores showing their tits and post them here.

GYCH!

Originally Posted by sprayherup

How about you bring a digital camera, take pictures of whores showing their tits and post them here.

GYCH!

I'm GYCH with your fine suggestion.

Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

I didn't know that it would be porn-laden in the broad daylight. New Orleans has a lot of history too. Not everyone goes there to get herpes

Yeah. Its where Andrew Jackson and a band of nigras took out a Company of Brits after the treaty had been signed ending the war of 1812.

Battle of New Orleans = Pointless

Stay in your room with the deadbolt locked because even the cops in NOLA are corrupt.

Originally Posted by vortrit

Going to New Orleans and have to ask people on IM what to do because I'm lame crew checking in.