Thread: You Know You’re a Republican/Democrat If…

• You Know You’re a Republican If “You think Colin Powell might make a good President if he weren’t black.”
• You Know You’re a Democrat If “You think Colin Powell might make a good President if he wasn’t a conservative.”
  
  
• You Know You’re a Republican If “You can’t stand your gay uncle but invite him to your sons wedding because he is rich.”
• You Know You’re a Democrat If “You can’t stand your rich uncle, but invite him to your daughters graduation because he is gay.”
  
  
• You Know You’re a Republican If “You have a soft spot in your hear for corporate tax attorneys.”
• You Know You’re a Democrat If “You have a soft spot in your heart for product liability trial lawyers.”
  
  
• You Know You’re a Republican If “You favor free speech, except for burning the flag or criticizing U.S. military policy.”
• You Know You’re a Democrat If “You favor free speech, except for the ugly words about minorities, the disabled, or endangered species.”
  
  
• You Know You’re a Republican If “You give a beggar your business card, invite him to come in and apply for a job, and walk away feeling smug.”
• You Know You’re a Democrat If “You give a beggar a dollar bill and walk away worrying that he will spend it on booze.”
  
  
• You Know You’re a Republican If “You think public education is broken and doesn’t deserve more money, and you send your children to an expensive private school.”
• You Know You’re a Democrat If “You think public education is the backbone of America, it just needs more money, and you send your children to an expensive private school.”
  
  
• You Know You’re a Republican If “You feel you must hide your secret passion for reading Rolling Stone magazine.”
• You Know You’re a Democrat If “You feel you must hide your secret passion for watching stock car racing.”
  
  
• You Know You’re a Republican If “You refused to waste your time reading Internet blogs until you learned Sean Hannity writes one. Now you’re hooked.”
• You Know You’re a Democrat If “You’re pretty sure Al Gore invented blogs to.”
  
  
• You Know You’re a Republican If “You paid $1,000.00 to stuff the head of the trophy buch you shot. You share the venison with your business partner.”
• You Know You’re a Democrat If “You paid $1,000.00 for a guided trout fishing excursion that was, of course, strictly catch and release.”
  
  
• You Know You’re a Republican If “Your source for illegal drugs is your maid.”
• You Know You’re a Democrat If “Your source for illegal drugs is your uncle.”

I dont get my gear from my maid or uncle.....I guess that makes me a libertarian.