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The Origin of Chapstick
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11-08-2002, 09:44 PM
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The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of Chapstick
The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff. "Howdy, stranger..." "Howdy, Sheriff..." The cowboy then moved slowly to then back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon. "Hold on, Mister..." "Sheriff?" "Did I just see what I think I just saw?" "Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..." "And that cures them?" "Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em! |
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11-08-2002, 11:13 PM
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Damn, so many new faces.
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11-10-2002, 11:54 PM
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Yah, only because he can kiss his own! That's the real reason he was gone so long! He never really left the house!
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Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!
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11-11-2002, 12:15 AM
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EAST COAST BRAT
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Lit again, BJ! Damn brother, first from Cliff and now Lean'n!  |
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11-11-2002, 03:49 AM
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Just me, being me.
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what can I say Im popular, lean is just jealous......who wouldn't be not everyone can give themselves a rim job
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*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^*
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11-11-2002, 09:25 AM
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EAST COAST BRAT
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aahhh grosss!
Lean will love that comment! |
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