top ten ONLINE lies

kidda9 · 11-09-2002, 07:16 AM

10. "I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend".

9. "You're different...........I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before."

8. "I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile...............but tell me more
about yourself."

7. "I never do cybersex!! Yet here in this room alone with you, well I'm getting excited"

6. "Yes of course I'm female............"

5. "No this is my only screen name....You mean you can have more then one?"

4. "I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and guys love my body!" Male version is "I'm 6'0, great tan,
and buffed from working out"

3. "I'm not like most of the guy's here, I just want to meet so we can just have coffee and
get to know each other" (at the hotel coffee shop)

2. "I don't care what you look like, it's whats on the inside that counts" (Which is true,
except it means "I'm horny and could care less, just type")

1. "Tonight my love...........our souls have touched.

kuso · 11-09-2002, 07:46 AM

bigss75 · 11-09-2002, 10:20 AM

You also forgot every girl on the internet has a size 36D bra

mmafiter · 11-09-2002, 10:24 AM

So very, very true.

**Prince** · 11-09-2002, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kidda9
6. "Yes of course I'm female............"

david · 11-09-2002, 10:37 AM

Frightening but so true! People project such LIES online and do all this wacky stuff. (Post whoring excluded of course)

Trap-isaurus · 11-10-2002, 09:21 PM

LOL, it's amazing how many people get sucked in day after day after day.

david · 11-10-2002, 10:10 PM

Most people fall for the looks/personality game and it's so funny but shameful! Too Too Bad!!!!

Trap-isaurus · 11-10-2002, 10:12 PM

yeah It is to bad, for all the ladys on the board...I forgot to mention Im hung like a horse and am brad pitts twin with the body lou ferigno

address can be pm'ed to ya if ya like

cliffster5 · 11-10-2002, 10:18 PM

hung like a horse??? hmmmm.... you might share the same IQ as a horse but I think in the genital anatomy dept. you more resemble a hamster with only one nut.

Trap-isaurus · 11-10-2002, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cliffster5
hung like a horse??? hmmmm.... you might share the same IQ as a horse but I think in the genital anatomy dept. you more resemble a hamster with only one nut.

yeah well your wife is just lying to you to spare your feelings

kuso · 11-10-2002, 10:26 PM

david · 11-10-2002, 10:52 PM

ooooooh....... that's bad!

Trap-isaurus · 11-11-2002, 04:26 AM

now who got lit

Im da Man!!!!!!

david · 11-11-2002, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BjUaFyF
Im da Man!!!!!!

I think I read that in the New York Post once. It was Patrick Ewing making claims that they'll beat the Rockets in the NBA finals and guess what? Knicks lost, Pat Riley decisions sucked and Ewing looked like a "goon"

No, your NOT da man!

cornfed · 11-11-2002, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cliffster5
hung like a horse??? hmmmm.... you might share the same IQ as a horse but I think in the genital anatomy dept. you more resemble a hamster with only one nut.

Damn, that is the funniest thing I've read in a fuqqin' looooong time

Trap-isaurus · 11-11-2002, 12:44 PM

LOL no..............Im Da Man........

david · 11-11-2002, 12:57 PM

if you say so...........

Trap-isaurus · 11-11-2002, 12:59 PM

I do......I am.....I will always be....

david · 11-11-2002, 01:04 PM

puh-lease! I think it's snowing out! Since your Da man, you'se needs to get to shovelin'!

Trap-isaurus · 11-11-2002, 01:12 PM

hey you're right it is snowing, but I don't shovel thats what the G/F is for, after she makes me breakfast and does the dishes that is!!!!!!!

bludevil · 11-11-2002, 01:14 PM

Don't forget the bodybuilding forums lie

I bench press 450lbs
squat 800lbs
dead 600lbs

oh yeah, I forgot to mention I'm a newbie to lifting weights.

Trap-isaurus · 11-11-2002, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bludevil
Don't forget the bodybuilding forums lie

I bench press 450lbs
squat 800lbs
dead 600lbs

oh yeah, I forgot to mention I'm a newbie to lifting weights.

It's all natural ability, im 17 and hardly ever worked out but I am huge and can lift crzy weight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

david · 11-11-2002, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BjUaFyF
hey you're right it is snowing, but I don't shovel thats what the G/F is for, after she makes me breakfast and does the dishes that is!!!!!!!

I'm awake! Your "funny" again!

Trap-isaurus · 11-11-2002, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by davidjasondean

I'm awake! Your "funny" again!

I have my moments

I don't waste all my A material in one shot!!!!

Pianomahnn · 11-11-2002, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Prince

I knew that whole prince thing was a coverup....

YOU'RE A WOMAN!!

How much for your weemen?

11-09-2002, 07:16 AM	#1
kidda9 The little feller Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: liverpool(u.k) Posts: 164	top ten ONLINE lies 10. "I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend". 9. "You're different...........I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before." 8. "I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile...............but tell me more about yourself." 7. "I never do cybersex!! Yet here in this room alone with you, well I'm getting excited" 6. "Yes of course I'm female............" 5. "No this is my only screen name....You mean you can have more then one?" 4. "I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and guys love my body!" Male version is "I'm 6'0, great tan, and buffed from working out" 3. "I'm not like most of the guy's here, I just want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other" (at the hotel coffee shop) 2. "I don't care what you look like, it's whats on the inside that counts" (Which is true, except it means "I'm horny and could care less, just type") 1. "Tonight my love...........our souls have touched.

11-10-2002, 09:21 PM	#7
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	LOL, it's amazing how many people get sucked in day after day after day.
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

11-10-2002, 10:12 PM	#9
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	yeah It is to bad, for all the ladys on the board...I forgot to mention Im hung like a horse and am brad pitts twin with the body lou ferigno address can be pm'ed to ya if ya like
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

11-10-2002, 10:18 PM	#10
cliffster5 Grey Beard Veteran Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Salinas, CA, USA Posts: 102	hung like a horse??? hmmmm.... you might share the same IQ as a horse but I think in the genital anatomy dept. you more resemble a hamster with only one nut.
	The Dude Abides

11-11-2002, 04:26 AM	#14
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	now who got lit Im da Man!!!!!!
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

11-09-2002, 07:46 AM	#2
kuso Um......get rooted! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aka ( o Y o ) Posts: 15,047 Photos: 15

11-09-2002, 10:20 AM	#3
bigss75 Let Me See Yo Grill Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 5,123	You also forgot every girl on the internet has a size 36D bra

11-09-2002, 10:24 AM	#4
mmafiter Red Rocket! Red Rocket! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Do you EVEN FUQQING care? Posts: 2,020	So very, very true.

11-09-2002, 10:37 AM	#6
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Frightening but so true! People project such LIES online and do all this wacky stuff. (Post whoring excluded of course)

11-10-2002, 10:10 PM	#8
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Most people fall for the looks/personality game and it's so funny but shameful! Too Too Bad!!!!

11-10-2002, 10:26 PM	#12
kuso Um......get rooted! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aka ( o Y o ) Posts: 15,047 Photos: 15

11-10-2002, 10:52 PM	#13
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	ooooooh....... that's bad!

11-11-2002, 12:44 PM	#17
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	LOL no..............Im Da Man........
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

11-11-2002, 12:57 PM	#18
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	if you say so...........

11-11-2002, 12:59 PM	#19
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	I do......I am.....I will always be....
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

11-11-2002, 01:04 PM	#20
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	puh-lease! I think it's snowing out! Since your Da man, you'se needs to get to shovelin'!

11-11-2002, 01:12 PM	#21
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	hey you're right it is snowing, but I don't shovel thats what the G/F is for, after she makes me breakfast and does the dishes that is!!!!!!!
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

11-11-2002, 01:14 PM	#22
bludevil To God be the Glory Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WeightRoom Posts: 1,518 Photos: 25	Don't forget the bodybuilding forums lie I bench press 450lbs squat 800lbs dead 600lbs oh yeah, I forgot to mention I'm a newbie to lifting weights.

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