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Ever fear a mysterious knock on the door?
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03-23-2011, 09:55 AM #1Banned
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Ever fear a mysterious knock on the door?
Just saying it, cause having any naughty stuff or waiting/recieving a shipment, all I can think of is this knocking on my door...
It scares the shit out of me.
Who do you imagine knocking on your door?
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03-23-2011, 10:59 AM #2Glad I could help!
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03-23-2011, 11:02 AM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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03-23-2011, 12:56 PM #4Banned
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hahahah! I don't think Jesus will be knockin on my door anytime soon.
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03-23-2011, 01:29 PM #5Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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DRSE Reconnaissance
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03-23-2011, 01:32 PM #6Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-23-2011, 01:43 PM #7Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Lord it's the Devil with blue eyes and blue jeans!!!!
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-23-2011, 01:55 PM #8Swollen Member BOARD REP
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I hate it when people show up randomly. I have to scramble around the house to hide everything really fast.
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03-23-2011, 02:01 PM #9Banned
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I sincerely hope not.
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03-23-2011, 02:08 PM #10Swollen Member BOARD REP
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Originally Posted by phosphor
I sincerely hope not.
I have multiple guns around the house at my disposal for situations just like that ^.
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03-23-2011, 02:15 PM #11Banned
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^^^^ Naw, they're prolly just selling magazine subscriptions. wink wink
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03-23-2011, 02:17 PM #12Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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03-23-2011, 04:50 PM #13Senior Member BOARD REP
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Worst time is when you are mid pin.
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03-23-2011, 04:52 PM #14Team RamRod ELITE MEMBER
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Some random girl I hooked up with 9 months ago..
I love getting high, I hate getting low, and I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road.
I'm a great believer in luck and I find that the harder I work, the more I have of it.
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03-23-2011, 04:56 PM #15Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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I think someone didn't get the joke... Originally Posted by SloppyJ
I have multiple guns around the house at my disposal for situations just like that ^.
They knock then run - get it?DRSE Reconnaissance
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03-24-2011, 12:23 AM #16.::.:: Legend ::.::. ELITE MEMBER
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Or when you just enter the shower...
Im not a drug dealer, im a street pharmacist!
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03-24-2011, 05:55 AM #17Sancho
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The only knock I fear is on Father's Day. Luckily that one hasn't happened yet.
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