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Proof that Squirrels are evil!!
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11-10-2002, 08:12 PM
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Just me, being me.
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I want some of what you've been smokin/tokin mmafiter
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*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^*
 *^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^* 
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11-10-2002, 08:53 PM
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Red Rocket! Red Rocket!
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11-10-2002, 09:35 PM
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Just me, being me.
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Well you can just tell em I gots my own yard and my own damn squirell problems..........:nuts:
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*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^*
*^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^*
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11-10-2002, 09:56 PM
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Just me, being me.
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you've obviously come under their influence
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*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^*
*^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^*
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11-10-2002, 10:20 PM
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Just me, being me.
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nightmares on elm street lots of squirells there
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*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^*
*^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^*
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11-10-2002, 10:52 PM
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But they're so cute! How could they possibly hurt mmafiter? He's trained for the ring, they are not! Unless of course, mmaifter has been BS'n us all along. Maybe he's really just a scrawney little wimp that wets the bed at the though of squirls??? Maybe, he's one of them trying to throw us off the trail??? MMAFITER is a spy! He's one of them, that's what it's all about! He's giving W8's roids to the squirls! He's singing along with them! He's been feeding W8 his nuts against her will !!! OMG! Run away!!!
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Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!
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11-10-2002, 11:03 PM
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 You remember what I said about squirrels' uncanny ability to screw up the english language, thus giving themselves away in the process? Well let's have a look at lean_n_76er's composition shall we? Yup! Just what I thought! He's a squirrel in disguise trying to throw everyone off track.  Very tricky my little squirrelly friend. You have been in deep undercover for a long time. Pity your pathetic response gave you away so easily. I will be calling the proper authorities in the morning. Good day to you sir, or should I say squirrel!  |
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11-10-2002, 11:06 PM
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And by the way, for your information w8lifter gladly nibbles my nuts! There is no forcing of the nuts in my house!
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11-10-2002, 11:08 PM
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Ahhh, alas! Poor mmasquirl has tried the reverse-reverse psychology. It never worked before, and it will never work again! Keep up this act and it will only bury you deeper than you bury your nuts! You need help my little squirly friend, and the first step is to admit to your own guilt!
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Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!
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11-10-2002, 11:17 PM
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 Nice try! |
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11-10-2002, 11:26 PM
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They've started to move in! A truck carrying over 600 Squirrels flipped in Oregon today, releasing all 600 Squirrels upon a small town. We can only wait to see what'll happen.
 Sadly, only 24 Squirrel corpses were found in the wreakage. I truly believe this is a Special Ops mission to see if they can successfully render a small town helpless. If they succeed, they will be moving on to bigger cities. |
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11-10-2002, 11:33 PM
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For someone that "hates" squirls as much as you say you do... You sure know a lot about what they do. The only way you could have access to this much information is if....
YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!!! |
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Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!
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11-10-2002, 11:37 PM
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Hey! I found a new game to play with the little bastards and exploit thier weakness at the same time!
May I present "Squirrel Fishin' "! To go Squirrel Fishin' you simple tie a nut to the line on your favourite fishing rod and you're all set. Go out to the local park, grab a seat and start casting. As you can see from the next couple of photo's, the little bastards can't resist! Oh Look! We got a bite!  |
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11-10-2002, 11:39 PM
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Speaking from experience????
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Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!
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11-10-2002, 11:40 PM
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And he's hooked! Wow! That's a good 4 pounder! Good job son!
 Now get your trusty club and beat the little vermin senseless!  |
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11-10-2002, 11:52 PM
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mmasquirl is living proof - squirls are cannibals!
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Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!
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11-11-2002, 03:54 AM
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Just me, being me.
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I always suspected lean of having an insatiable penchant for nuts.
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*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^*
*^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^*
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11-11-2002, 09:47 AM
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11-11-2002, 09:55 AM
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Breaking News from the front lines!!!
Anti-Squirrel Society Correspondant Savaged! On the 10th of November 2002 one of the A.S.S.'s most reliable and dedicated staff was ruthlessly attacked by one of The Evil Ones. Said correspondant was consuming his lunchtime repast when a squirrel approched him. Remembering his combat training, he then proceeded to offer the rodent some food, lulling it into a false sense of security. However, it was to no avail, as the squirrel saw through the usually effective bluff and lept at our intrepid man. The squirrel followed a classic attack, aiming for the main blood vessels of the wrist, in an attempt to dispose of it's target with speed. However, our correspondant preformed a spectacular defensive move and escaped with only major lacerations to his hand. He is now recovering in a secure ASS facility, where he comes to terms with the fact that he is now known to The Squirrels. We are confident that his unmasking by the enemy will not pose a great threat to his field capability, and he is hoping to be back on duty by March. |
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11-11-2002, 10:02 AM
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Initial Knowledge of the Conspiracy The conspiracy was first discovered in late 2001, when suspicious squirrel activities in Europe were reported. Squirrels were found to be undermining governments, subverting national leaders, and eliminating anyone who stood in their way. It was originally believed to only involve the squirrels, but a document leaked from the secret HQ (more on which later) referred to Ferrets and Hamsters. The role of these other creatures is yet to be determined, but the possibility of a major military assault on the part of the ferrets and hamsters cannot be eliminated. The conspiracy headquaters is believed to be in the northern hemisphere. We have managed to deduce its location to one of the following: Murmansk, northern Russia Prudhoe Bay, Alaska Ulan Bator, Mongolia Stow-on-the-Wold, England Within time, the true location will be found. However, the most worrying piece of information we have is the identity of the one behind the whole conspiracy. His picture can be found below. Latest news: Over the last week, squirrels have been seen active around the author's locality. As they should be getting ready to hibernate in these fall months, something suspicious is afoot. Investigation continues into the reasoning behind their early rising.   |