Thread: Space cadet

Attach electrodes to your testes and beat yourself senseless with a knotted rope . . . works a treat everytime

Originally Posted by theCaptn'

Attach electrodes to your testes and beat yourself senseless with a knotted rope . . . works a treat everytime

Come on capt'n, he said serious responses only.

What you need to do is, create a mould of the spacebar shape, and jizz into it until it's full. Then let it set and harden. Once hardened, press it firmly into place.

If you broke it, you need to make a new one. Maybe like this:

Originally Posted by phosphor

If you broke it, you need to make a new one. Maybe like this:

Fucking rad!

Hmmmmm, you can either use interpuncts, like which was used in the classical period, (centred dots) used as word separators.

Or, Scripto continua, just a fancy way of saying, a run on sentence.

Wait...you have spaces. YOU!

Whatisaspacebar?

ithinknospacesisagoodidea.fags

maybei'lltypestopattheendofeverysentenceSTOP

Andyouwonderwhycharliedidn'twantyouSTOP

Originally Posted by ROID

ithinknospacesisagoodidea.fags

Roid, you knew BS was headed your way when a simple google search would have done wonders. I assume it's on a laptop - if not, then pouring cement into your system is in order.