holy fack. damnit. all faith in humanity lost
holy fack. damnit. all faith in humanity lost
A lazy Susan for those too phuquin lazy to just pivot on their ass to enter a vehicle!?
Dude will probably make a fortune!
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
I am going to cut a hole in it so my wife can spin on my cock


reminds me of the pocket chair, for people too lazy to stand in line or carry a feather weight lawn chair....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012


classic
I need a tush turner for the workout equipment where I sit down.. and maybe a candy bar vending machine that follows me from machine to machine. Someone to actually do the workout for me wouldn't be a bad idea either.

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