Thread: Vacation to Thailand in the works

go to the opium den and fuck thai whores there so fucking hot and you will last for hours with that opium you smoke!! imho it's the shit no lie bro try it you have to and i'm not joking, But only take like a 100$ at a time maybe less they will run your pockets if you pass out, Now me i'm a solider and can hang so i dont pass out i fuck all night long and smoke big opium it's the shiznit my dude!! It's a must good luck hommie

I went on a Jungle Hike, then me and my friends paid a cab driver a full days earnings for 3 days and had him take us to a few temples, a real Muay Thai school out in the jungle, then we roamed the streets of Phuket and Rawai, went to the mall, every night we got loaded with Singha and pills from the pharmacy, hit up the massage show rooms with the women lined up on bleachers, I chose 2 both times I went, then the last night I hooked up with a girl who almost ran me over on her moped, that night we went to a club after I'd drank some opium infused wine and kept pulling like 6-8 girls to the dance floor with me, they were having too much fun and their boyfriends were mean-mugging me, finally our cabbie decided we should leave before I got them too riled up.....then we went to the live sex club and watched live porno....

Make sure you get a taxi with doors cause the fucker we hired had this golf-cart like van that did 100 mph and he would take the sharp turns on narrow mountain roads at full speed and being tipsy you'd feel like you were gonna go flying to your death 1000+ feet down.....

thailand, india, slumming it in S. America are a few of those 3rd world places i've always wanted to back pack around. Not for like a week, but one of those sabaticals where you live in a diff cruddy room every other night and hang out for like 3 or 4 months just learning what its like to not be stuck the beating rat race of America.

Originally Posted by manbag83

Anyone ever vacationed to thailand? looking to take a trip here soon. any advice from phuket patrons would be awesome. give me the scoop.

I lived in Thailand, and have been there on holiday about 10 times.

I just went there 4 weeks ago.

You can research on the internet quite well.

If you're looking for beach, sun, water, sand, and nightlife, Phuket has everything you need.

For a mellow time but still with Beach, sand, sun and ladies (but less full on) you can try Ko Samet, Ko Samui, and/or Ko Chang.

But Phuket has everything in the same location.

You can fly straight to Phuket from Bankok after you arrive. You don't need a visa (if you're an American passport holder), you get 30 days immediately upon arrival.

They have laws here now about going over there lol

Originally Posted by Vick

They have laws here now about going over there lol

There are lots of laws in Thailand, just like anywhere.

One in particular is Lesse Majesty.

It's not a joke.

Originally Posted by Big Smoothy

There are lots of laws in Thailand, just like anywhere.

One in particular is Lesse Majesty.

It's not a joke.

Fuck Thailands laws and their Royal Family too, I saw little girls in princess dresses pretending to sell flowers, but the girl I met told me they were available for sex to the dirty old men...

Originally Posted by maniclion

Fuck Thailands laws and their Royal Family too, I saw little girls in princess dresses pretending to sell flowers, but the girl I met told me they were available for sex to the dirty old men...

If caught, it's a lengthy prison sentence, and the average life expectancy in a Thai prison is 11 years - and this includes foreigners.

Westerners (foreigners) can die in prison over the years because they don't eat the cockroaches which has protein.

The crimes you are mentioning are rare in Thailand. Do they exist? Sadly, yes.

But as the same int he USA, you won't see it.

Don't assume Thailand is about such things if you've never been there, lived there, nor learned about its culture.

In general, it's a conservative society in many respects.

Everything sounded fantastic and then WAMMO... buzzkill from Big Smoothy! jk. thanks for the heads up. We wont get caught! :-)

My mate headed to Phuket today and he has some serious fucking gears lined up already. When he returns home he's gonna be glowing in the dark.

^ Thailand can be a fantasy...that is good....and that is fine.....

There is nothing to line up.

Americans (I'm a natural born American) are very repressed people.

I am sure he will enjoy his short and brief trip.

Originally Posted by Big Smoothy

^ Thailand can be a fantasy...that is good....and that is fine.....

There is nothing to line up.

Americans (I'm a natural born American) are very repressed people.

I am sure he will enjoy his short and brief trip.

I've lived in many parts of Thailand too Big Smoothy and I'm not American (the moment they hear an American accent you can expect the bartering price to double).

Like you have said, Thailand's strict with their drug laws. Things are easy to get but if you are caught you face some serious hard time. That is why I like the surrounding countries as they are not too concerned about drug use. Buying off policemen was a common practise for me when I lived in S/E Asia and I never saw any trouble. They need to make a dollar too and I was only to keen to help them.

Originally Posted by BillHicksFan

I've lived in many parts of Thailand too Big Smoothy and I'm not American (the moment they hear an American accent you can expect the bartering price to double).

It's not about an American accent.

It's about being a foreigner. Foreigners are charged more.

My Thai language is passable enough, and (how kind) that I get a discount for speaking Thai.

Please tell more about your time in Thailand if you want.

I've been seriously considering moving back to Bangkok, if certain condition can be lined up. I'm not sure if they can be, though.