Wanna pick a fight with a Marine? Tell them this joke...
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04-08-2011, 04:48 PM #1Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Wanna pick a fight with a Marine? Tell them this joke...
One day a squad of Navy Seals was making for an objective in their rubber boat. With each stroke of the paddle, they whispered that particularly unique Seal grunt – ooyah. Ooyah … ooyah … ooyah. God looked down from above and was beside himself with pride knowing that He could not have done any better than when He made HIS Seals.
Thinking to Himself, God decided to test precisely just how good His Seals were in fact. God raised His arms and “ZAP”, took away 1/2 of all the Seals brains in the dingy. There they were, seven Seals in a dingy, still making for their objective – ooyah, ooyah, ooyah.
With glee God rub his hands, then raised his arms again and “ZAP”, He took away 1/2 of the Seals remaining brains. The Seals in their rubber dingy, making for their objective now had only 1/4 of their original brains. Still, determined, they stroked on – ooyah, ooyah, ooyah.
God was nearly hysterical with joy over knowing that His creation could still function as a viable, forward deployed, tactical fighting force with very nearly all of their brains removed. Dare I, thought God? Shall I? YES! And God raised his arms and in an instant, “ZAP”! God took away all of the seals remaining brains.
And there they were, a seven man forward deployed, tactical fighting force, in a rubber dingy, with no brains, making for their objective – singing – “From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli, We fight our countries battles…”Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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04-08-2011, 05:27 PM #2YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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04-08-2011, 05:33 PM #3.45 ACP rules!
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You know what Marine stands for, right?
Muscles
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Intelligence
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Since I'm an equal opportunity sort of guy, know what Army stands for?
Aren't
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04-08-2011, 05:39 PM #4Student of the Game BOARD REP
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Tell them the Marine Corps emblem looks like a chicken anchored to a beach ball waving an American flag yelling "Go Navy!".
That should do it.
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Marines are panzies!
JUST KIDDING.
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There’s a Marine, an Airforce Commando, a Navy Seal and a Green Baret sitting around a campfire telling each-other how mean and tough they are.
The Marine says – “I can swim 40 miles and bite the head off a live chicken. One Marine is worth 6 other men.”
The Airforce Commando says – “I can clear runways one-handed and kill a man with my bare hands. One Airforce Commando is worth 12 other men.”
The Navy Seal says – “Yeah? Well I can dive up to 80 feet without air, and I’m an expert in demolitions. One Navy Seal is worth 16 other men.”
The Green Beret just sat there all this time saying nothing, stirring the fire with his dick.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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04-09-2011, 04:48 PM #8IDIOT SAVANT
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Meanwhile, the Air Force jet technician lounges in his air conditioned dorm room watching cable t.v. and sipping coffee.
Originally Posted by Little Wing
There’s a Marine, an Airforce Commando, a Navy Seal and a Green Baret sitting around a campfire telling each-other how mean and tough they are.
The Marine says – “I can swim 40 miles and bite the head off a live chicken. One Marine is worth 6 other men.”
The Airforce Commando says – “I can clear runways one-handed and kill a man with my bare hands. One Airforce Commando is worth 12 other men.”
The Navy Seal says – “Yeah? Well I can dive up to 80 feet without air, and I’m an expert in demolitions. One Navy Seal is worth 16 other men.”
The Green Beret just sat there all this time saying nothing, stirring the fire with his dick.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-09-2011, 05:00 PM #9Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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And the Navy Radioman is pulling into ports like Sydney, Perth, Phuket, Hong Kong, Seoul, etc with several hundred dollars he has saved up while traveling in between ports... Originally Posted by ALBOB
Meanwhile, the Air Force jet technician lounges in his air conditioned dorm room watching cable t.v. and sipping coffee.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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04-11-2011, 10:04 AM #10IDIOT SAVANT
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And upon your return, the ship's doctor will be waiting for you with a gigantic syringe full of Penicillin. Originally Posted by maniclion
(That is my one regret; I didn't do nearly as much traveling as I could have. Oh well, will start taking advantage of hops very soon.
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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you know why the sky blue because god love the army cooks
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04-11-2011, 01:26 PM #12Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Then the Delta Force Commando rolls over dumping them all on their asses revealing he has been the log they were sitting on for the past 2 hours.... Originally Posted by Little Wing
There’s a Marine, an Airforce Commando, a Navy Seal and a Green Baret sitting around a campfire telling each-other how mean and tough they are.
The Marine says – “I can swim 40 miles and bite the head off a live chicken. One Marine is worth 6 other men.”
The Airforce Commando says – “I can clear runways one-handed and kill a man with my bare hands. One Airforce Commando is worth 12 other men.”
The Navy Seal says – “Yeah? Well I can dive up to 80 feet without air, and I’m an expert in demolitions. One Navy Seal is worth 16 other men.”
The Green Beret just sat there all this time saying nothing, stirring the fire with his dick.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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