

The Arrogance of Authority. Funny! Illustrates the way some think and how power is abused!
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!
No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......
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With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....
(I just love this part....)
"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !"
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.


No, she posted this joke before I did so I had to delete my thread.
nice or both accounts
I ate some before they don't taste bad
PS Yo Fuckers i don't mean it as i lick them, It is a Specialty Dish back home, Served fried or boiled with spices.
PS #2 I didnt lick them I was trying to say do not take it as if i lick them, what i am saying is it is served in restaurants as an appitizer and also a main dish!!!!!!!!!!!


Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!

NICE POST (Just trying to get my post count to 50 so I can PM... SORRY!)
Show him your badge!!! lmfao I was hoping for quick sand but a raging bull is good for the win
May the plop be on you.

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