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04-17-2011, 11:01 AM #1the unbanned
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I love being a woman
I love being a woman. Especially in this day and age.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominate gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was having an affair. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit and his inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the house, custody of our children, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face.
He whined like a little girl to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
Clearly, we are the superior gender. And you fat, basement dwelling neckbeards are not worthy of seeing my tits.
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04-17-2011, 11:19 AM #2Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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04-17-2011, 11:22 AM #3Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Sounds like something right out of an EN somethingawful thread.
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04-17-2011, 04:40 PM #4INK NOT MINK ELITE MEMBER
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Transgender??
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04-17-2011, 11:08 PM #5trying to become a beast
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and this is why im not getting married.
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04-17-2011, 11:20 PM #6Registered Abuser
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Its only 20 years for murder where I live however to convict me they would need to find her dead body first and I live near a whole lot of bushland.
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04-17-2011, 11:32 PM #7Elite Matador member
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there is a lot of activity coming out of your grill. Big brother is watching you
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Originally Posted by KelJu
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04-17-2011, 11:34 PM #8Elite Matador member
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I love being a woman. Especially in this day and age.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominate gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was having an affair. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit and his inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the house, custody of our children, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face.
He whined like a little girl to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
Clearly, we are the superior gender. And you fat, basement dwelling neckbeards are not worthy of seeing my tits.
Retlaw got owed by his wifey
Originally Posted by KelJu
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04-18-2011, 08:16 AM #9Registered User
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see, that's why i'm not married
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04-18-2011, 08:46 AM #10Senior Member BOARD REP
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My girl and I have discussed this at gear length. First one to grab the shotgun wins everything
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04-18-2011, 09:04 AM #11YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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When W. Congreve penned this statement, "heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned". Must've known womens lib was comming 'round the corner and that vengeance shall/will be hers!
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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When she was upstairs fucking he should of gone up and shot them both to death and
claimed temporary insanity.Don't tread on me!!
Quit Bitching, Start a Revolution
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04-19-2011, 10:19 AM #13Senior Member BOARD REP
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Originally Posted by REDDOG309
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04-19-2011, 10:33 AM #14Registered User
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AAAHHHHWWWW
THE ANGER SHARKS ARE SWIMMING IN MY HEAD
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04-19-2011, 11:42 AM #15Member
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I love being a man.
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04-19-2011, 11:42 AM #16Registered User
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She wouldn't be receiving any alimony after her body parts were scattered in garbage bags along the highway. Just sayin'
Obama/Ayers 2012!!!
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04-20-2011, 11:03 AM #17Member
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Actually its better to always be packing heat. Originally Posted by Cgrant
Agreed. Originally Posted by Shooters
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04-21-2011, 12:01 AM #18Junior Member
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NICE POST (Just trying to get my post count to 50 so I can PM... SORRY!)
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04-21-2011, 03:50 PM #19Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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That's why I plan on only having Sugar Mommas, my mother ruined our family by being a gold-digger so why can't I have my own sugar momma....though it has worked out that I love my sugar momma...
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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