Alien Hand Syndrome

mmafiter · 11-18-2002, 05:39 PM

Here's an interesting idea I got from another board...what would you do?

Alien Hand Syndrome

Alien Hand Syndrome has been most widely documented in cases where sufferers of epilepsy and seizures have had the two hemispheres of their brains separated to relieve the problems they suffer.

As a by-product of such a separation, many patients find that, quite literally, their left hand does not know what their right hand is doing.

Whilst a patient has complete control over one hand; they report, and it can be shown, that they have no control over the action of their other hand.

In at least one case it has been reported that a patient was happily driving home when the Alien Hand seized the wheel of the vehicle nearly causing an accident whilst in other cases, simply trying to write one's own name is thwarted by the other hand pushing the controlled hand away from the paper being written upon.

Despite various theories around a single consciousness interfering with itself on a subconscious level; it has been fairly widely accepted that the behaviour exhibited can be demonstrated to show that there is a separate personality that exists within each hemispshere of the brain that has seized control over each hand.

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What would you do if your hand seemed to be possessed by the devil? Your left hand was constantly carving pentagrams without your knowledge or approval.

It would flip people off like preachers and priests for no reason, without your consent.

It would start groping fags and strange fat women in elevators. It was basically the devil.

It even wrote to you at times. It wrote shit like, "I am the Devil. I am going to kill you one day, stab you in the throat with a pencil and murder your family as you lay bleeding. One day, vengence will be mine."

You're like, "Come on Demon Possessed hand, can't we come to some sort of agreement?"

He's like, "Fuck no, eat my balls."

So you're sitting there with a demon hand, you know it's demonic. Whatcha' gonna do?

**dg806** · 11-18-2002, 05:47 PM

Show it to my wife!

J/K

coleman · 11-18-2002, 05:48 PM

how the fuck does the hand talk back to you and say "Fuck no, eat my balls", that's scary shit.

Trap-isaurus · 11-18-2002, 05:51 PM

Does the hand have balls?????

mmafiter · 11-18-2002, 05:58 PM

You rubes are missing the point!!!!!!

The hand is not under your control!!! It does whatever it wants!!! It's possessed......you know The Devil???!!!???

Personally, I would do some serious Demon masterbating!!!! I'd want some of that Devil Hand action!

**dg806** · 11-18-2002, 05:58 PM

LMAO!! It's the devil speaking..........

coleman · 11-18-2002, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by mmafiter
You rubes are missing the point!!!!!!

The hand is not under your control!!! It does whatever it wants!!! It's possessed......you know The Devil???!!!???

Personally, I would do some serious Demon masterbating!!!! I'd want some of that Devil Hand action!

if it ain't under your control, how do u masterbate...it has its own balls, apparently, so why would it whack you off instead

Trap-isaurus · 11-18-2002, 06:08 PM

Hey mmafiter have you seen the movies evil dead and evil dead II??

mmafiter · 11-18-2002, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by coleman

if it ain't under your control, how do u masterbate...it has its own balls, apparently, so why would it whack you off instead

It doesn't have it's own balls!! It just said "eat my balls"

People say stupid shit like this all the time. I hear women say "Suck my cock!" Now does that make ANY sense to you at all? No, but they say it anyway.

Your hand doesn't have balls!!!!

mmafiter · 11-18-2002, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by Trap-isaurus
Hey mmafiter have you seen the movies evil dead and evil dead II??

Oh yeah, awesome movies!!! I laughed my ass off!!!

Trap-isaurus · 11-18-2002, 06:12 PM

yup yup, I'ld do what the dude in those movies did if my hand were possesed.......

coleman · 11-18-2002, 06:12 PM

okay..enough mucking around...i'd try to cut if off but i think it'd find away to not get cut off

mesomorphin' · 11-18-2002, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by mmafiter

It doesn't have it's own balls!! It just said "eat my balls"

Alrighty, then. What about foreskin?

mmafiter · 11-18-2002, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by mesomorphin'

Alrighty, then. What about foreskin?

LMAO!!!! You fucking guys are insane!!!

coleman · 11-18-2002, 06:17 PM

u r the one with a devil possesed hand

david · 11-18-2002, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mmafiter
You rubes are missing the point!!!!!!

The hand is not under your control!!! It does whatever it wants!!! It's possessed......you know The Devil???!!!???

Personally, I would do some serious Demon masterbating!!!! I'd want some of that Devil Hand action!

Oh wow! First Squirrels and now, "The Devil" and "hands being possessed". What will MMA come up with next!

Hey MMA, did you scare off Lean'n?

mmafiter · 11-18-2002, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by davidjasondean

Oh wow! First Squirrels and now, "The Devil" and "hands being possessed". What will MMA come up with next!

Hey MMA, did you scare off Lean'n?

I don't know, he didn't answer my thread about his infancy! Maybe he's not like us......Maybe, just maybe he actually has shit to do and can't hang out around here all day!!!.............Nah, I scared the crap outta him!

lean_n_76er · 11-18-2002, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by mmafiter

I don't know, he didn't answer my thread about his infancy! Maybe he's not like us......Maybe, just maybe he actually has shit to do and can't hang out around here all day!!!.............Nah, I scared the crap outta him!

Hardly! You couldn't scare a little boy with your postings. But then again, you arn't aloud near children since that flashing incident! Give a guy a few days to post before you figure that you won allready! And yes, I do have shyt to do, and I was also without the internet for the whole weekend! Fuqin IP bastards!

david · 11-18-2002, 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by mmafiter

Nah, I scared the crap outta him!

I choose "B"!

mmafiter · 11-19-2002, 05:01 AM

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Originally posted by lean_n_76er

Hardly! You couldn't scare a little boy with your postings. But then again, you arn't aloud near children since that flashing incident! Give a guy a few days to post before you figure that you won allready! And yes, I do have shyt to do, and I was also without the internet for the whole weekend! Fuqin IP bastards!

Here's a tissue Nancy.

coleman · 11-19-2002, 05:03 AM

irontime · 11-19-2002, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by mmafiter

It doesn't have it's own balls!! It just said "eat my balls"

But I thought you said it didn't have balls.

Duncan · 11-19-2002, 12:08 PM

I have some questions?

1)So do u think each individual hand would vie for the chance to stroke you off? If so, does this make you gay?

2)If one hand had contact with the wang, would the other hand slap it away, kinda like a defensive maneuver?

3)If one hand caressed your balls and the other stroked you off, would that make it a 3some?

4)Now, which hand has the balls, the left or the right?

ALBOB · 11-19-2002, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by mmafiter It would start groping fags and strange fat women in elevators.

Hmmmmm..................Looks like Irontime's posessed.

mmafiter: You didn't mention anything about it hurling itself down a clogged toilet at McDonalds. Damn, if I had a hand that did that shit I think I'd be loooking for the axe to chop that sucker off.

irontime · 11-19-2002, 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by ALBOB
Hmmmmm..................Looks like Irontime's posessed.

Must be, cause I definitely wouldn't do any that of my own free will, unlike SOME people we know

*cough* Alboob *cough*

Fade · 11-19-2002, 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by Trap-isaurus
Hey mmafiter have you seen the movies evil dead and evil dead II??

Swallow your soul, swallow your soul!

coleman · 11-19-2002, 02:59 PM

i don't think this thread is going the way mmafiter hoped

11-18-2002, 05:39 PM	#1
mmafiter Red Rocket! Red Rocket! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Do you EVEN FUQQING care? Posts: 2,020	Alien Hand Syndrome Here's an interesting idea I got from another board...what would you do? Alien Hand Syndrome Alien Hand Syndrome has been most widely documented in cases where sufferers of epilepsy and seizures have had the two hemispheres of their brains separated to relieve the problems they suffer. As a by-product of such a separation, many patients find that, quite literally, their left hand does not know what their right hand is doing. Whilst a patient has complete control over one hand; they report, and it can be shown, that they have no control over the action of their other hand. In at least one case it has been reported that a patient was happily driving home when the Alien Hand seized the wheel of the vehicle nearly causing an accident whilst in other cases, simply trying to write one's own name is thwarted by the other hand pushing the controlled hand away from the paper being written upon. Despite various theories around a single consciousness interfering with itself on a subconscious level; it has been fairly widely accepted that the behaviour exhibited can be demonstrated to show that there is a separate personality that exists within each hemispshere of the brain that has seized control over each hand. -------------- What would you do if your hand seemed to be possessed by the devil? Your left hand was constantly carving pentagrams without your knowledge or approval. It would flip people off like preachers and priests for no reason, without your consent. It would start groping fags and strange fat women in elevators. It was basically the devil. It even wrote to you at times. It wrote shit like, "I am the Devil. I am going to kill you one day, stab you in the throat with a pencil and murder your family as you lay bleeding. One day, vengence will be mine." You're like, "Come on Demon Possessed hand, can't we come to some sort of agreement?" He's like, "Fuck no, eat my balls." So you're sitting there with a demon hand, you know it's demonic. Whatcha' gonna do?

11-18-2002, 05:47 PM	#2
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11-18-2002, 05:48 PM	#3
coleman Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,187	how the fuck does the hand talk back to you and say "Fuck no, eat my balls", that's scary shit.
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11-18-2002, 05:51 PM	#4
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	Does the hand have balls?????
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11-18-2002, 05:58 PM	#6
dg806 Guardian of The Homeland Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Charlotte NC Posts: 17,278	LMAO!! It's the devil speaking..........
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11-18-2002, 05:58 PM	#5
mmafiter Red Rocket! Red Rocket! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Do you EVEN FUQQING care? Posts: 2,020	You rubes are missing the point!!!!!! The hand is not under your control!!! It does whatever it wants!!! It's possessed......you know The Devil???!!!??? Personally, I would do some serious Demon masterbating!!!! I'd want some of that Devil Hand action!

11-18-2002, 06:08 PM	#8
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	Hey mmafiter have you seen the movies evil dead and evil dead II??
	*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^* ^I'm the thread killer I'm the thread killer I'm the come from behind I'm the post attacker^

11-18-2002, 06:12 PM	#11
Trap-isaurus Just me, being me. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: !Da' Gym! Da Gym In Canada. Posts: 2,450 Photos: 3	yup yup, I'ld do what the dude in those movies did if my hand were possesed.......
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11-18-2002, 06:17 PM	#15
coleman Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,187	u r the one with a devil possesed hand
	"I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don’t believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn’t want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn’t know how to return the treatment." Malcom X Speech, Dec. 12 1964, New York City.

11-19-2002, 05:03 AM	#21
coleman Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,187
	"I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don’t believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn’t want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn’t know how to return the treatment." Malcom X Speech, Dec. 12 1964, New York City.

11-19-2002, 12:08 PM	#23
Duncan Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 372	I have some questions? 1)So do u think each individual hand would vie for the chance to stroke you off? If so, does this make you gay? 2)If one hand had contact with the wang, would the other hand slap it away, kinda like a defensive maneuver? 3)If one hand caressed your balls and the other stroked you off, would that make it a 3some? 4)Now, which hand has the balls, the left or the right?
	Man on a mission!

11-19-2002, 02:59 PM	#27
coleman Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,187	i don't think this thread is going the way mmafiter hoped
	"I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don’t believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn’t want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn’t know how to return the treatment." Malcom X Speech, Dec. 12 1964, New York City.