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Womens Guide to Male English
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11-18-2002, 11:05 PM
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Never surrender
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Ca,USA
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Womens Guide to Male English
Womens Guide to Male English
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy "I'm tired" = I'm tired "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! "You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you "What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? "I love you" = Let's have sex now "I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look any different! "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys "I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home! |
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The more I know , the more my fear augment!
Life has three roads: one straight, one wrong, and the last which you take! |
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11-19-2002, 12:30 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,187
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Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
also Nice shoes! = Great legs |
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"I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don’t believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn’t want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn’t know how to return the treatment."
Malcom X Speech, Dec. 12 1964, New York City. |
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11-19-2002, 01:29 AM
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SoCal. Stud
Elite Member
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wanna have sex - wanna have sex
Gees you missed one |
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