My UPS Scare

**cg89** · 04-21-2011, 06:48 PM

Okay so i ordered 100 syringes from GPZ Services and I selected the use P.O. Box Shipping, because I would be using my Postal Office Box as the address. I receive a email saying it's been shipped via UPS, which UPS, DHL, Fedex are not allowed to drop any packages off at Post Office boxes, but anyway I think whatever whats the worst that can happen, its not like its my gear order its $18.00 worth of syringes no biggie. So I track my package and see it was delivered and I walk into the Post Office (I think the lady who works there is a cougar)...soon as i walk in that door maybe 1 or 2 feet in the room I hear "MY NAME HERE, your in big trouble" my instinct reaction is hear the problem and then make my decision (1. to stay 2. to run the fuck out of there) So i go. "why's that?" and then she goes "You know its illegal to use a federal building as your home address?" I put on a smile and kind of laugh and go "Oh I didn't, but did it still get dropped off? Im sorry I thought because I have a P.O. Box i thought UPS...etc could deliver there?" She goes..."No...so heres whats going to happen...now the postmaster has to inspect your package to make sure its not some bomb or something because this is what some people do." I just laugh and she goes "here you go just don't do it again" I walk out and got the syringes...turns out she is the postmaster....lets just hope my jas and naps order doesn't present any problems. Oh and she signed for the package also! Also last time i ordered gear from genxxl she held it up in her hand waving it back and forth like it is a flag going "Is this what your looking for?" I almost had a heart attack.

**rocco0218** · 04-21-2011, 06:51 PM

You should start fucking her!!

**cg89** · 04-21-2011, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by rocco0218

You should start fucking her!!

can't what if things go bad..i wont get my gear

**HKfanboy** · 04-21-2011, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by cg89

can't what if things go bad..i wont get my gear

but you would have fucked her. I dont get the problem here.

you can allways get another PO box.

**cg89** · 04-21-2011, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by HKfanboy

but you would have fucked her. I dont get the problem here.

you can allways get another PO box.

in a much larger, smarter town...no thank you lol ill stick with my little, dumb town where the p.o box is held and there are only 2 cops in duty at one time and they don't do shit.

**Prince** · 04-21-2011, 07:33 PM

and why do you think its illegal to order syringes?

**Evil Eagle** · 04-21-2011, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by Prince

and why do you think its illegal to order syringes?

Thats kind of what I was thinking.

**cg89** · 04-22-2011, 01:04 AM

Originally Posted by Prince

and why do you think its illegal to order syringes?

In NJ if you get caught with a syringe it is a $1000 fine and up to 6 months in jail..figures nj
http://www.njlawman.com/new-jersey-t...mic-Needle.htm

**rocco0218** · 04-22-2011, 01:25 AM

Fuck her really good for a few months and start stockpiling ur goods. But dont ever let her see whats in the box...and keep her box stuffed!

**Big Pimpin** · 04-22-2011, 07:31 AM

Since when do you need a script to buy syringes? I buy them off amazon.com for Christ's sake.

**jagbender** · 04-22-2011, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by HKfanboy

but you would have fucked her. I dont get the problem here.

you can allways get another PO box.

Oh yeah

**Jodi** · 04-22-2011, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by cg89

In NJ if you get caught with a syringe it is a $1000 fine and up to 6 months in jail..figures nj
Possession of Hypodermic Needle or Syringe - 2C:36-6

What if you are diabetic?

**~RaZr~** · 04-22-2011, 10:13 AM

I'd plow through that sh1t good and stock pile while you can

**rocco0218** · 04-22-2011, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Jodi

What if you are diabetic?

Fuck her whether you are a diabetic or not!!

**Glycomann** · 04-22-2011, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by rocco0218

You should start fucking her!!

ditto!!

**mazdarx7** · 04-22-2011, 10:38 AM

Bump to lazy cops...and yeah give that couger a good goin over or two..give her one for me while ur at it

**smithf3** · 07-19-2011, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by mazdarx7

Bump to lazy cops...and yeah give that couger a good goin over or two..give her one for me while ur at it

lulz to that!

**minimal** · 07-19-2011, 10:04 PM

cool story bro.

**RAWS n More** · 07-19-2011, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by cg89

in a much larger, smarter town...no thank you lol ill stick with my little, dumb town where the p.o box is held and there are only 2 cops in duty at one time and they don't do shit.

2 cops and a postmaster can cause you a world of trouble bro. What if she did open a pack with Cards in it. Get that shit fixed bro and dont send ups there again

glad it worked out for ya CG

**hypo_glycemic** · 07-20-2011, 11:03 AM

This whole exchange is freaking hilarious!!!

**Prince** · 07-20-2011, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by cg89

In NJ if you get caught with a syringe it is a $1000 fine and up to 6 months in jail..figures nj
Possession of Hypodermic Needle or Syringe - 2C:36-6

okay, but I did not say walk around the streets with them, you order them domestically and put them in a drawer in your bathroom.

**SloppyJ** · 07-20-2011, 12:25 PM

Sometimes I have to play the "Mule" when we go to mexico. Those 22g's sure hurt on the way out.

**Prince** · 07-20-2011, 12:43 PM

Syringes Needles Filters - Supplies

**GearsMcGilf** · 07-20-2011, 06:23 PM

That's odd. I've been ordering gears and having them delivered to a PO box for a long time and never had any issue. It shows up in the box and I pick it up. There's nothing wrong with giving a PO box as your address, home or otherwise. It's just a friggin mailing address and anyone can use one.

**flexxthese** · 07-20-2011, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf

That's odd. I've been ordering gears and having them delivered to a PO box for a long time and never had any issue. It shows up in the box and I pick it up. There's nothing wrong with giving a PO box as your address, home or otherwise. It's just a friggin mailing address and anyone can use one.

Same, haven't had an issue yet (knock on wood). Didn't know it would cause any problems. I have had a few orders from our sponsors delivered there without a hitch (international). I have one more order coming from a diff sponsor, hope it doesn't cause issues...

**GearsMcGilf** · 07-20-2011, 07:31 PM

Should be fine. It sounds like the postmaster general just wanted some Dickens Cider.

**maniclion** · 07-20-2011, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf

That's odd. I've been ordering gears and having them delivered to a PO box for a long time and never had any issue. It shows up in the box and I pick it up. There's nothing wrong with giving a PO box as your address, home or otherwise. It's just a friggin mailing address and anyone can use one.

The problem is UPS can't deliver to a PO BOX which is housed in a Federal Building aka Post Office. When UPS showed up with a package addressed to the PO BOX it was construed to be addressed to the "Federal Building"...

**NCjuiced** · 07-20-2011, 10:12 PM

Fuck would make anyone nervous.

**sofargone561** · 07-20-2011, 10:14 PM

very entertaining lol

**PurePersian** · 07-22-2011, 08:16 PM

Listening to this made me nervous lol

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