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DOWNSIZING
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Things you can get away with saying on Turkey Day:)
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? ![]() |
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Leading a Charmed Life!
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: back to the tundra of WI
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Good one Leslie
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"Our destiny changes with our thoughts; we shall become what we wish to become, do what we wish to do, when our habitual thought corresponds with our desire."
-Orison S. Marder- |
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Philadelphia, PA
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This is in very poor taste.
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Man on a mission!
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The Original Jackass
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Yes, yes it is. My level of respest for Leslie has dropped tremendously after this shoddy thread.
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If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870) |
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DOWNSIZING
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LMAO
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Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: serenity now insanity later
Posts: 1,802
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Quote:
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- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP--- |
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It's a Wonderful Life!!!
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Lounging around...
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,187
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lol well done
"I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don’t believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn’t want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn’t know how to return the treatment."
Malcom X Speech, Dec. 12 1964, New York City. |
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