

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to JAIL!!!
Judge Stephanie Sautner just threw the book at Lindsay Lohan for her probation violation, sentencing her to 120 days in county jail!!!
Lindsay has been remanded into custody and taken to the basement of the courthouse for booking. Lindsay's lawyer has said she'll appeal, which means Lindsay is entitled to post bail.
Lohan was also ordered to complete 480 hours of community service -- 360 of those hours must be performed at the Downtown Women's Center, so Lindsay can see how needy women have to live. The remaining 120 hours will be served at the L.A. County morgue.
Judge Sautner explained that Lindsay should have called the store and notified the owners about the necklace sooner. She waited several weeks and returned the necklace after finding out the cops were about to raid her house.
Sautner seemed influenced by the surveillance video, which she saw for the first time in court today. Sautner agreed with Danette Meyers, who argued Lindsay used her friend Patrick as a decoy to distract the clerk.


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And the crackwhore with nice titties will be out roaming the streets again soon enough - if it were you or I, we would be up shit's creek by now. I worked in Santa Monica for a while a few years back. Anyone that has a shitton of money or is halfway famous rule the fucking roost there and can pretty much get away with anything. You or I are not worth the shadow we would cast upon a street as far as they're concerned. Fucked up, but true.
little bitch
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.


I'd still fk that ranga![]()
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+1 I would pull the draw strings on them meat curtains
Don't tread on me!!
Quit Bitching, Start a Revolution


I wouldn't bang her even in jail. Oh wait a minute... it would be a toss up between her and a LHJO. Both would be equally rewarding.![]()


come on Bill, we could take turns holding her head while the other defecates in her filthy mouth!
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I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.


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fucking soft...dumb bitch and she is so lucky...lil wayne got 1 year and the crime wasn't even drug related and he cant touch alcohol or any drugs for 2 years....drugs is what weezy did best...damn shame


They will play hot potato with her vagina in prison..
Im not a drug dealer, im a street pharmacist!
finally. this bitch needs a reality check.
Cumming day and night.

nice she is in prison now...hope some sense is knocked into her


this article is incorrect......when a regular person goes to county it's called jail.....when a rich and/or famous person goes to county it's called prison.....


Don't give a shit, never did.....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012


For some reason I believe she sucks a superior dick.
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