Thread: vascetomy . . . had the chop?

I am chopped. had everything done same day. Doc gave me script for 10 10mg val and said take 1 in morning and 1 right before i go in. I ate like 5 of them before i got there. Had the time of my life. I got the scapleless one where its a poke then he pulles the vas out, clips and burns. No pain , no discomfort.

now i get what doc says is back pressure when cumming, it makes orgamas so much better.

holy shit, really??? Thats awesome!

My mate got done and was walking around for a week like someone had donkey punched him in the nads

I tried to get in done while I was in college and the Dr. wouldn't let me.

I've had the chop, too. It's like SRX said. It's not too bad. You'll bleed for a little and have to take it easy for two days. A week later, your 100%.

This procedure has no negative effects, besides not being able to have kids, but that's kind of the point. It does lower the chances of getting prostate cancer.

And don't worry, you can still shoot her in the eye after you have this out-patient operation. You won't have dry heaves.

I have a mate who was sleeping with some chick, wearing condoms . . long story short she is now pregnant, bitter and prepared to have child and bleed him slowly. The child support payments will leave him penniless.

Bottom line is . . fuck that shit.

Originally Posted by theCaptn'

I have a mate who was sleeping with some chick, wearing condoms . . long story short she is now pregnant, bitter and prepared to have child and bleed him slowly. The child support payments will leave him penniless.

Bottom line is . . fuck that shit.

There are people who fix situations like this.

Originally Posted by Big Pimpin

There are people who fix situations like this.

yes, the 30k to the outlaw motorcycle gang would have been my option A

That word is never mentioned in this house!

Tubal ligation, the words just seem to roll off the tongue.

Originally Posted by theCaptn'

yes, the 30k to the outlaw motorcycle gang would have been my option A

Pushing her down the stairs is cheaper, Cap'n.

I got snipped a year ago or so and it was such a great idea too. I never thought I would have so much worry-free sex ever. If I was attractive I could even cheat and not get the girl pregnant!

I have been considering it since my last was born 3 years ago. Still have not worked up the courage. My wife would tell me, all your going to feel is a 'tug'. Riiight.

Just blast them in the pooper if your worried.

Originally Posted by theCaptn'

I've bred two champions, it's time to withdraw my superior genetics from the pool. . . and besides, there are plenty of cases of entrapment around these parts . . fucking gold-digging whores.

This will mean hassle-free Auto-Plowage . . anyone else had the chop?

Let us know if your semen tastes any different.

Originally Posted by phosphor

I have been considering it since my last was born 3 years ago. Still have not worked up the courage. My wife would tell me, all your going to feel is a 'tug'. Riiight.

Just blast them in the pooper if your worried.

It varies. I talked to several people that've had it done as I was researching getting it done. Some feel nothing. Some do feel a tug. I did, but it was a painful tug. They gave me a local to the teabag and went to cutting the incisions. That went okay until he pulled the tubes out. It turns out they're conneted to other stuff. I swear I felt something move in my lower abdomen. The pain was nuts. It only lasted for a half a minute or so. One guy I talked to had it done by an old doctor that didn't give him enough anesthetic. So pretty much he had a Dr. Mengele moment.

Most, however, don't feel much of anything.

Just FYI.

Originally Posted by sprayherup

Let us know if your semen tastes any different.

you can taste for yourself!

Originally Posted by theCaptn'

you can taste for yourself!

Let us know if it stings any less when he takes it in the eye, Cap'n.

Never, what if my current GF dies, or we split and I meet some young lioness who I wanna have a pride with? Also I have that non-hetero couple that still want me to provide chromosomes for their child just waiting for their surrogate womb to bounce back from her latest bun out of the oven, maybe I could start selling my seeds to support my poetry habit full-time....Gotta keep my options wide open ya know.

Originally Posted by sprayherup

Let us know if your semen tastes any different.

Originally Posted by DOMS

It varies. I talked to several people that've had it done as I was researching getting it done. Some feel nothing. Some do feel a tug. I did, but it was a painful tug. They gave me a local to the teabag and went to cutting the incisions. That went okay until he pulled the tubes out. It turns out they're conneted to other stuff. I swear I felt something move in my lower abdomen. The pain was nuts. It only lasted for a half a minute or so. One guy I talked to had it done by an old doctor that didn't give him enough anesthetic. So pretty much he had a Dr. Mengele moment.

Most, however, don't feel much of anything.

Just FYI.

My dad said it felt like it was connected all the way up to his throat back when they when cutting and yanking.

Originally Posted by Big Pimpin

My dad said it felt like it was connected all the way up to his throat back when they when cutting and yanking.

It stopped just about the navel for me. A unique type of pain, to be sure.

My poor dog had the whole balls and chains removed, he just has a shriveled sack now...he was up and running 2 days later, but I don't think he's fully forgiven us for it...sometimes he pull the blanket off the bed and piss on it....

Originally Posted by phosphor

I have been considering it since my last was born 3 years ago. Still have not worked up the courage. My wife would tell me, all your going to feel is a 'tug'. Riiight.

Just blast them in the pooper if your worried.

Just get it done. The more you worry about it the more worked up you get and the worse it will seem. It's no big deal. Worst part is when you mentally psyche yourself out and don't get it done.

Originally Posted by theCaptn'

I've bred two champions, it's time to withdraw my superior genetics from the pool. . . and besides, there are plenty of cases of entrapment around these parts . . fucking gold-digging whores.

This will mean hassle-free Auto-Plowage . . anyone else had the chop?

got a vasectomy for my 28th Birthday, best gift I ever gave to myself. talk about a great return on an investment. $1000 can save you hundreds of thousands on the back-end.

Originally Posted by Big Pimpin

I tried to get in done while I was in college and the Dr. wouldn't let me.

Thats when you find another doctor! Women can have abortions with ease, so why cant a dude get a vasectomy? I rather have a vasectomy then have some girl go get an abortion.

Originally Posted by DOMS

It varies. I talked to several people that've had it done as I was researching getting it done. Some feel nothing. Some do feel a tug. I did, but it was a painful tug. They gave me a local to the teabag and went to cutting the incisions. That went okay until he pulled the tubes out. It turns out they're conneted to other stuff. I swear I felt something move in my lower abdomen. The pain was nuts. It only lasted for a half a minute or so. One guy I talked to had it done by an old doctor that didn't give him enough anesthetic. So pretty much he had a Dr. Mengele moment.

Most, however, don't feel much of anything.

Just FYI.

Mine was scalpel-less and i oped to get the vals. But i dont remember any kind of pain what so ever. I do remember i had to shave, so i shaved everything right down to the skin. It was a weird moment when he sitting on his chair askeing me to pull down my pants. He in his chair holding and moveing around my sack. Thank god for the vals

I now can feel on one side the tint clip they put on beforning cutting,its like a peice of rice in there.

AND with all the gh i have used i do also wounder if they might grow back and i get the surprise of my life one day

Originally Posted by maniclion

My poor dog had the whole balls and chains removed, he just has a shriveled sack now...he was up and running 2 days later, but I don't think he's fully forgiven us for it...sometimes he pull the blanket off the bed and piss on it....

The least you could do is get him a set of these to lick:

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When my Boxer got snipped, my wife (gf at the time) brought his nuts home in a jar.

Originally Posted by theCaptn'

you can taste for yourself!

Some posts just seem to go well together:

Originally Posted by phosphor

Just blast them in the pooper if your worried.

Originally Posted by LAM

$1000 can save you hundreds of thousands on the back-end.

Ever done a hysterectomy with your teeth?